[en]Lost & Found Dept.

[RobinBanks]

Pardon my saying this, but this is no longer a "Lost and Found. " Instead, it's become one of those market-bazaar thingamajigs where no one has any idea what anyone has or where everything is; you just wander around until you find something you either want to get rid of, or can't seem to live without. Then, you either pawn it off under the pretense of it being amazingly useful, or try hard to obtain it while projecting the image that you really don't want it.

It's either that, or one of the junk drawers everyone has where all the odds and ends go. :biggrin:

But, in any case, does anyone have a clown nose and a pair of size 24 shoes? I'm working on a costume for Halloween.

[Dobber]

Okay, I just gave everything to the homeless dino shelter!

There is nothing in the lost and found at this time!

Feel free to report missing items, and to bring by any items that you find have been misplaced, just don't bring it back from the dino shelter!

[FrankishHero]

I've found some illegal substances! ...But I don't intend to leave them here.

So I'll leave a pair of empty pez dispensers I found.

[RobinBanks]

I found this cow out wandering around; there's a NaV Farms brand on it.

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Current items in the L & F Dept:

--some empty pez dispensers (turned in by FrankishHero)
--a cow with a NaV Farms brand (turned in by Robin)

[Talarurus]

Oh I have got an empty bottle. I don't need it, so somebody can have it, to fill something in.

[NaVatar]

Come here Ingrid, your sneaky cow! Running away like that. Shame one you.

Oh, and here's some sour milk I forgot in the shed.

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Current items in the L & F Dept:

--some empty pez dispensers (turned in by FrankishHero)
--a empty bottle (turned in by Talarurus)

[FrankishHero]

I found some earwax.

[RobinBanks]

I dunno, Frankish. This is a Lost and Found Department, not a Ear, Nose, and Throat clinic, and certainly not a bio-hazard disposal site. :scratch: Oh, well, we'll throw it in anyway. :biggrin:

I'm missing a pair of sunglasses; if you find them, let me know.

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Current "found" items in the L & F Dept:

--some empty pez dispensers (turned in by FrankishHero)
--a empty bottle (turned in by Talarurus)
--some ear wax (turned in by FrankishHero)

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Current "missing" items in the L & F Dept.

+ a pair of sunglasses (lost by Robin)

[karima]

Sunglasses? Take these, I found them on my holiday.

[Talarurus]

Oh and I need an empty bottle! :cheers:

[RobinBanks]

Thanks, Karima. http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/bigglasses.gif They're awesome. That takes care of the "missing" item. Talarurus, here's your bottle back.(No joke intended). Only things unclaimed are:

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Current "found" items in the L & F Dept:

--some empty pez dispensers (turned in by FrankishHero)
--some ear wax (turned in by FrankishHero)

[Xuca]

I'll take the pez dispensers, I know I guy who collects them, if he already doesn't have those...

[Talarurus]

Oh, i found an old book and an empty bottle to take it into the department :cheers:

[FrankishHero]

That book must be my Europa Universalis manual which I lost ages ago!

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Current "found" items in the L & F Dept:

--an empty bottle (turned in by Talarurus)
--some ear wax (turned in by FrankishHero)

[RobinBanks]

No one seems to want the bottle, so I'll take it. I found a temper, so whoever lost it can come and get it.

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Current "found" items in the L & F Dept:

--some ear wax (turned in by FrankishHero)
--a temper (turned in by Robin)

[karima]

No, the temper isn't mine. It's weekend, therefore I don't lose my temper.

[NaVatar]

I'm sick and I'm looking for my health. If anyone find it, please return it.

[Dobber]

I found this cat slinking through the Cafe, does it belong to anyone?

[RobinBanks]

Who's in charge of cooking tonight at the Cafe? Maybe they would take it and http://bestsmileys.com/cooking/4.gif . . . .

:biggrin: Just kidding. We could keep it for a mascat, er, mascot or something.

[Rnett]

I'll cook it, you eat it....:dwink: