Haiku contest

[4zzY]

my idea is everybody to post some haikus here
doesnt matter if they are connected to each other
but it would be graet
if the next takes some idea of the previous
and writes about it

so shall i start

theetless prostitutes -
there is no abomination
for the human lust

[Haegemon]

Originally posted by 4zzY
my idea is everybody to post some haikus here
doesnt matter if they are connected to each other
but it would be graet
if the next takes some idea of the previous
and writes about it

so shall i start

theetless prostitutes -
there is no abomination
for the human lust


*What obssesion girl...!!! :D -theethless prostitutes... an old joke :rolleyes: :D*

[Drake Maethor]

4zzY, you got a dirty clever mind...
let's see if you can beat this one! :p

Wooden made dildo:
no better embodiment
of love for Nature

[Bagpipe]

:rofl:

[4zzY]

@Drake Maethor :lol: :go:

you successful *****
do not try to copy me:
your pimp is watching
______
@all

and to all other
dont just stand there - operate,
blissfull ignorance

[Angryminer]

Pay the money fast
or he will brake all your bones.
So now go to work.

I hope the metric is right ;) .

Angryminer

[Bagpipe]

At first let me toast,
all children who have dried
out of bedclothes.

[HappyAdolf]

what the hell is a haiku???

[Angryminer]

Just a small tip:
www.google.de is a really big source of wisdom.
Entering "Haiku" in google led me to this (http://www.google.de/search?q=Haiku&ie=UTF-8&hl=de&btnG=Google-Suche&meta=).
The first hit is this (http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/) which offers a definition of Haiku here (http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#whatishaiku).
And this all took me less than 30 seconds.
That is exactly 22 times faster than your question ;) .

Angryminer

[HappyAdolf]

err... hard to understand, could you explain it?

[Bagpipe]

Use Wikipedia and search for "haiku" here. It really helps:)

[Drake Maethor]

@4zzY! Allright, here you are girl!:
Enjoy!

Poor little 4zzY
lost her job - now she models
for Laxative's Co!

[4zzY]

:rofl:
this is getting funnier and funnier
its a pitty that so few people bother to write

a new gentleman
blushing, making compliments -
aboriginal

[4zzY]

for all of you who wonder what a haiku is

it is an ancient japanese art form a kind of a very short poem
its form is very strict in Japan
3 rows: 1st row - 5 syllables, 2nd - 7, 3rd - 5
however this is sometimes difficult and even irrelevant
applied to english and its structure
therefore when writing in english it is not that strict
one can write a haiku which is 6-7-5 or 5-8-5 or whatever
doesnt really matter we are here to have fun not to be precise

in japanese haiku there are many rules
which we should not bother to consider
but nevertheless i'll write them for your personal information
a haiku is always dedicated to e certain season of the year
it should therefore contain at least one word
which is characteristic for the season
for example if im writing about winter i may write

bugs playing with the snow -
the scarab stares grimly
thinking of ****-balls

not a very good example as i think of it
because scarab reminds also of sand
but i think you get the general idea

another important thing is that the haiku is divided in 2 parts
by some sort of punctuation
it does not matter if its a comma, hyphen, etc
the use of dots, question- and exclamation marks is rare

the main idea behind a haiku is to express a feeling
with the little words that rules suggest
in my above example i stress on the feeling of
being screwed by nature

and now if you dont start writing haikus i'll get mad
look hou much i've written
be imaginative be funny if you want
do what you like we kan make it like a game if you want
everybody takes a motif from the previous and writes a haiku about it
let it be based on pure assosiations
no baundaries no limits
just be creative

[Drake Maethor]

OK! Seems nobody wanna write some little haikus, so let's spice things up here! :dwink:

@4zzY
Hey Haiku-Girl!
That about the seasons is very important!
Mine about the dildo was dedicated to...
errrr, 4zzY! are you a season...?


:D

Hey and what did you mean by aboriginal in your previous one?
I cannot see the connection! :rolleye:

@Rest of the world

Here is my Haiku for you:

Come don't be silly!
Stop playing those "word" games :angry:
Haikus are funnier :bday: :cheers: :D :hug: :dwink: :rofl:

[4zzY]

i'm like which season?
what would you suggest?
and since we are the only ones who write here
here's one dedicated to you

let me think a bit...

kind as always, but
still too timid and distant -
prince beyond the seas

hah its nice isnt it?
makes you think of ****roaches
in old sunken ships

edit:
Drake i hate explaining my writings
everybody should interpret them alone
but since you asked

aboriginal is like opposition of gentleman
and creates a nice contrast
and there is another contrast with "making compliments"
and ABoriginal like NOToriginal at all
you get it now i think
its one of my better haikus i'd say