HappyAdolf
08-06-2004, 21:51
A Bavarian writes to the Nasa(you have to know a bit German to understand the joke)
Greet God.
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your space shuttle in the television. In color. And
so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife.
Iam the Kraxelhuber: The King of Bavaria was my clock clock grandfather: I stand on a circle saw. She
lets no good hair at me. She says I'm a Schlapper-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster, but i want
not be a Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political ****. I want my ruah. And so I want
make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is
Wurschtl. So I want book a flight in your next space shuttle. But please give me not a window placer.
I would kotz the rocket full, because I'm not swindle-free. An no standing place please. And please do
not tell my whife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ***.
I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with a bath and klo an heating. And windows with look to
the earth. So I can look through my far-glas and see my wife working on the potatoe-field. And I and
my dog laugh us a brunch. We will kringel ourself before laughing.
Is what loose on the moon ? I need warm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good
for my frost-boils.
With friendly servus
So here you can post jokes and funny links and everything that makes you laugh. Do so!!!!
Greet God.
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your space shuttle in the television. In color. And
so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife.
Iam the Kraxelhuber: The King of Bavaria was my clock clock grandfather: I stand on a circle saw. She
lets no good hair at me. She says I'm a Schlapper-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster, but i want
not be a Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political ****. I want my ruah. And so I want
make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is
Wurschtl. So I want book a flight in your next space shuttle. But please give me not a window placer.
I would kotz the rocket full, because I'm not swindle-free. An no standing place please. And please do
not tell my whife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ***.
I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with a bath and klo an heating. And windows with look to
the earth. So I can look through my far-glas and see my wife working on the potatoe-field. And I and
my dog laugh us a brunch. We will kringel ourself before laughing.
Is what loose on the moon ? I need warm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good
for my frost-boils.
With friendly servus
So here you can post jokes and funny links and everything that makes you laugh. Do so!!!!