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wkw427
20-12-2004, 03:59
What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Techincal Manuals?
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the ****er's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!


like it?

wkw427
20-12-2004, 13:33
no one? i thought this wold be funny! well, timezones. what is the difrence between germany and us times? if it is 12:00, whaty is the difrence?

karima
20-12-2004, 16:44
Yes, me :D :go: Depending on where you are in America it's 6-10 hours. At least I think so.

Sentra
20-12-2004, 17:35
We are AHEAD of you in time, hehe... 6 to 10 hours, right :) So, feel humbled! The rest of the world is actually ahead of you :D
Enough ranting ;)
The text is hilarious!! More of it, please!! :lol:

wkw427
21-12-2004, 02:41
i didn't make it. i wanted nore when i read it. i'll give you a link to the place i found it. ok. i'll try to make some of my rymes!!!


Divorce

You flew the coop,
You've ran away,
Now i'm having happier 'a day.
As long as you don't come back,
I'll keep the knife on the rack!

Travle

Hellow goodby get out of my face,
I'm trying to steal from your sutecase.
NewYork SanFran Honalulu you go,
Hear's a one way ticket away you go!(or ho ho ho)

Belated B-Day

I forgot your party that's that
I kept your present because i'm a brat!
Your another year older that's a fact
Did i mention your getting fat?


Away

Scence you've been gon life's been a blast
As far as i'm concerned your in the past!

Broken bone

You've broken a bone your limbs in a cast
And it's not like i give a rat's @$$!

Sorry(Not)

Let's stop fighting it's so pointless
Becides, it's you who started this d@m mess!!!


Woupe de do woupe de day,
happy i be be i so gay.
how do you do, my good fellow,
i'm so drunk, i'm talking to a chellow!


all hail me :bowdown:
i am your king
i am a fool i swallowed a ring! :bash:


a little story in rymes

Grunty:Dingpot, dingpot on the banch, who is the prittest looking wench?
Dingpot:It is you my overloard all the guys trip over the cubord!
Grunty:yes, i do look swell...
Dingpot:..But :blush: ther is this girl.. Totie young and small, she is the prittest of them all!
Grunty: No! No! This can not be! :beek: The prittest looking girl MUST BE ME!!!!! :angry: