[en] The Fight game

[HappyAdolf]

Here it is again...
@Knightly Sword:
I think you still rmemember it, don't you?
Yeah, I brought it back!
The good ole fight game thread!

The rules are as following:
Just try to kill everyone else^^
Write all fights in <>

I'll begin:

< Slaps everyone with a barbed wire covered with poison >

[the knightly sword]

yes i just hope they dont remove it again
<gives happy a ride with 10ton kilos reedemer rocket with 30 seconds explosion time>

:biggrin: .

[HappyAdolf]

< HappyAdolf dodges the rocket and kicks in the knightly sword's balls, after which he takes his Kalaschnikow rifle out and shoots wildly around, hitting sword's belly >

[the knightly sword]

< draging out the bullets from the wound patchs it up and run towards happy with a machine saw cutting of happies balls .

[HappyAdolf]

< HappyAdolf screams out loudly and swears to avenge his poor balls. Takes out his spear, stabs it into sword's belly so that he is sticking on the spear and throws the spear with knightly sword on it far away >

[FrankishKnight]

< looks at the battle and takes out his M60 minigun...>

[HappyAdolf]

< HappyAdolf takes out his big shield made of diamond to block the bullets of rankish Knight's minigun... >

[FrankishKnight]

< eats a mushroom and grows to twice his size >

[HappyAdolf]

< laughs at Frankish Knight as he ate a radioactive mushroom >

[FrankishKnight]

- laughs last as he jumps on HappyAdolf and squashes the topic -

OWNED.

[HappyAdolf]

< resurrects the Topic with his ultimate power of being a Forum Member with 3000+ posts and uses a flamethrower to burn Frankish Knight to ashes >

Edit:

PWNED!!!!

[Angryminer]

Please try not to offend anybody with excessive violence. Remember this is a public board...

Oh well, and to remain ontopic:
<pokes HappyAdolf with a stick>
Erm, yes... :wink:

Angryminer

[HappyAdolf]

< takes the stick and pokes back >

[Webmaster]

// OFFICIAL NOTE
we will watch this thread carefully! if someone violates angryminers rules of engagement i will show them some hapkido moves in RL !!!


<capults HA out of the ring with a flying two feet yop-chagi>

[the knightly sword]

<joining happy adolfs team , goes into the arm room , picks up .50 gun magzines , takes 2 golden desert eagles .50 , and takes 2 mini guns loaded with 4000 bullets each one of them . running toward frankish knight , kills him and sprays him with bullets until body parts lays every were, >

hehehehehe nasty :biggrin:

[HappyAdolf]

< welcomes sword in his team and puts a big atomic bomb on Frankish Knight's remains so we won't stumble over his bodyparts :biggrin: >

[Angryminer]

<Asks G. W. Bush to start an uniliteral attack against the axis of evil (HappyAdolf and The Knightly Sword) because they possess weapons of mass destruction>

Angryminer

[Sentra]

I'm picking up a shovel and burying Angryminer alive for mentioning George Bush. :yawn:

[HappyAdolf]

< asks Sentra to join the "axis of evil" >

[the knightly sword]

< the knightly sword , awakes the immortal armies of the warlords , builds 100000 atomic bomb armed choppers , builds an undestructable fortress streacthing 970kms with 100 meter high walls and 100000 elite guards watching the fortress , builds massive panzar factories building overwraithlord tanks 100000 each second, calls on happy to come to the new axis of evil fortress , and ohhh hires the legendery ak 47 which kills angryminer before he even could spread the warning :biggrin: >

ehehhe try to beat that , but please dont feel distracted , declare war on uss and our massive armies :bday: :cheers: .