Lord Wooble
13-02-2004, 12:15
A Banana Princess's Tale (edited version)
The green banana became yellow before turning brown and starting to grow two legs and dance with your favourite banana girl who was too shy to admit that she wanted to dance with the barkeeper who had eaten a very delicious frog liver with a mysterious sauce with meal worms and mexican chillie which burned and filled his pants to the hairy ankles with a bad smell but nonetheless they were looking gorgeous. They finished up the banana dance and using a hairdryer he offered her with a strange glimmer in his big blue eyes and soft voice to dance throughout the night and booze lots of expensive vinegar that made him vomit out of his mouth and down the street into the mouth off his very own rectum which hurts like hell because an elephant tried to park himself. Beside a very large fridge stood three or maybe four strong men who were dressed like clowns and musicians who could not even manage to cook instant meals with noodles. So they drove to Burger King where they ordered burgers and fries but forgot Bananagirl who was sitting on a grill in nude and getting very hairy in such a way, we canīt say. So the three Letters went on to make a circus for buggers and fussy doodlers doing a great job bull****ting about the knights of honor boards that never will ever be the same after repeating these words over and over and over and over it was because nobody understood what it means to be over and to be very happy. Three little piglets burnt above their upper lip at a fireplace, made of ice, started dancing in a little cottage around a pool of acid where the bananagirl went to sleep while the barkeeper danced with the singing fat lady who was too fat to dance and too ugly to look at the mirror that can tell you the truth about your weight. Their was silence as their stenchy skin was broken into great drops of tomato juice by worms that eats human flesh and also tickles chickens. The very very very very massive worms which dig huge tunnels under cottages ate the guts of peasants. In the meantime, an army gathered and marched towards hell and started slaying demons and other unreal creatures, mainly to show how senseless violence is. But the devil, a gay porn star with huge "horns" thought he would get it on without having to shave his beloved head or his very curly moustache full of mustard. Meanwhile the army was getting closer to the castle and threatened to besiege and assault the gate and take over the kingdom of Tellytubbyland which they were going to turn into KoH-land. In this land are lots of very strange people who like to wear purple pants with pink dots and yellow shirts with red dots filled with red spots because spots are found on leopards and not elephants who have big Monty Python reference books about more dots. On the horizon we see a giant blue whale swimming about looking for something to eat. God help this Story because it is the most totally weird one that makes sense if it would have an ending with 'aye and not nay' or perhaps a delayed ending will spark a riot and a cry out for mercy or something else similar to that. At that moment a dreadful sound filled the air and made everyone believe that they had come to the end of the world but then suddenly a blinding light appeared. It was gooey and had small black tentacles with purple dots. It also had a potato peeler with blood dripping of it. What the hell is this story coming to? Wondering where the drink had gone they reached THE END. But people ignored that and the rabbits started racing towards the field where the bananagirl and bananaboy started to dance and do things we can't mention. After they finished they went to the beach and started swimming when Godzilla appeared and started to kill bananaboy with a pickle but suddenly Mr. Oizo appeared and killed Godzilla with fried Green Tomatoes. Oizo knew that Godzilla's brother would be on his guard to avoid his tomato attack against the melons. So Oizo told the muscleman to attack, so he dug a hole to china and met up with some incredibly bored chinamen who wanted nothing else than money and women. There he found crap of a giant who was supposedly an old horse-shoe maker with a horse which was old and had old horseshoes and old
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The green banana became yellow before turning brown and starting to grow two legs and dance with your favourite banana girl who was too shy to admit that she wanted to dance with the barkeeper who had eaten a very delicious frog liver with a mysterious sauce with meal worms and mexican chillie which burned and filled his pants to the hairy ankles with a bad smell but nonetheless they were looking gorgeous. They finished up the banana dance and using a hairdryer he offered her with a strange glimmer in his big blue eyes and soft voice to dance throughout the night and booze lots of expensive vinegar that made him vomit out of his mouth and down the street into the mouth off his very own rectum which hurts like hell because an elephant tried to park himself. Beside a very large fridge stood three or maybe four strong men who were dressed like clowns and musicians who could not even manage to cook instant meals with noodles. So they drove to Burger King where they ordered burgers and fries but forgot Bananagirl who was sitting on a grill in nude and getting very hairy in such a way, we canīt say. So the three Letters went on to make a circus for buggers and fussy doodlers doing a great job bull****ting about the knights of honor boards that never will ever be the same after repeating these words over and over and over and over it was because nobody understood what it means to be over and to be very happy. Three little piglets burnt above their upper lip at a fireplace, made of ice, started dancing in a little cottage around a pool of acid where the bananagirl went to sleep while the barkeeper danced with the singing fat lady who was too fat to dance and too ugly to look at the mirror that can tell you the truth about your weight. Their was silence as their stenchy skin was broken into great drops of tomato juice by worms that eats human flesh and also tickles chickens. The very very very very massive worms which dig huge tunnels under cottages ate the guts of peasants. In the meantime, an army gathered and marched towards hell and started slaying demons and other unreal creatures, mainly to show how senseless violence is. But the devil, a gay porn star with huge "horns" thought he would get it on without having to shave his beloved head or his very curly moustache full of mustard. Meanwhile the army was getting closer to the castle and threatened to besiege and assault the gate and take over the kingdom of Tellytubbyland which they were going to turn into KoH-land. In this land are lots of very strange people who like to wear purple pants with pink dots and yellow shirts with red dots filled with red spots because spots are found on leopards and not elephants who have big Monty Python reference books about more dots. On the horizon we see a giant blue whale swimming about looking for something to eat. God help this Story because it is the most totally weird one that makes sense if it would have an ending with 'aye and not nay' or perhaps a delayed ending will spark a riot and a cry out for mercy or something else similar to that. At that moment a dreadful sound filled the air and made everyone believe that they had come to the end of the world but then suddenly a blinding light appeared. It was gooey and had small black tentacles with purple dots. It also had a potato peeler with blood dripping of it. What the hell is this story coming to? Wondering where the drink had gone they reached THE END. But people ignored that and the rabbits started racing towards the field where the bananagirl and bananaboy started to dance and do things we can't mention. After they finished they went to the beach and started swimming when Godzilla appeared and started to kill bananaboy with a pickle but suddenly Mr. Oizo appeared and killed Godzilla with fried Green Tomatoes. Oizo knew that Godzilla's brother would be on his guard to avoid his tomato attack against the melons. So Oizo told the muscleman to attack, so he dug a hole to china and met up with some incredibly bored chinamen who wanted nothing else than money and women. There he found crap of a giant who was supposedly an old horse-shoe maker with a horse which was old and had old horseshoes and old
######Will add the rest soon#######