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Samurai Squirrel
21-12-2005, 20:21
squirrel attacks power station!
http://www.news8austin.com/content/top_stories/default.asp?ArID=151592

squirrel attacks school!
http://www.jacksonvilleprogress.com/articles/2005/12/15/news/news03.txt

squirrel attacks mall!
http://www.bladenjournal.com/articles/2005/12/13/news/news02.txt

squirrel sets stuff on fire!
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7000820202

albino squirrel army on the move! if you see one, immediatly report to Richard Morris at the Observer.
http://www.hastingstoday.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=479&ArticleID=1285855

homeland security on alert.
http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051128/NEWS19/51128004/-1/NEWS

collaborating with squirrels can get you 90 days in jail.
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051209/METRO/512090407/1003


will the legion of ninja monkeys just continue to sit & watch?

Angryminer
21-12-2005, 20:43
Nice collection of links. But I think this is more a matter for the webmaster's inn, unless you can prove that the squirrels are the fourth faction in paraworld. :wink:

Angryminer

Samurai Squirrel
21-12-2005, 21:08
hm... donīt think anyone outside paraworld forums will get the joke.

well, as many things before, the meaning of this mysterious thread will remain a secret for centuries to come.