Battles

[Sir Turylon]

I'm not teasing anyone...
no wait.. yes I was.

Drake.

mainly cause I find it cute that he can find true love in a game forum.

ok, on count of 3.

1
2
3
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

lol.

:cheers:

[Henrik]

Originally posted by Sir Turylon
I'm not teasing anyone...
no wait.. yes I was.

Drake.

mainly cause I find it cute that he can find true love in a game forum.

ok, on count of 3.

1
2
3
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

lol.

:cheers:

I'm happy to see that you haven't left the "sinking ship" :eek: - she's REALLY giving me a rough time here........

Originally posted by Heretic
But your idea is good to not reply.But I cannot sit and watch how Drake and you talk such stupid things.
You guessed wrong-I am not a redhead and maybe not a furie.Or maybe yes!*

You REALLY like it - ADMIT IT NOW !! otherwise you wouldn't keep comming back to this thread and keep pouring "gasoline on the fire" - you have become "addicted" to the attension you get - which is only natural.

The famous artist Andy Warhole once said: "everyone will be famous, for 15 minutes" and i think that you have had your share by now ;)

I also agrees with Sir Turylon when he says qoute: "I find it cute that he can find true love in a game forum."

[Drake Maethor]

Originally posted by Sir Turylon
I'm not teasing anyone...
no wait.. yes I was.

Drake.

mainly........
Hey Turylon! I didn't know you were so fond of teasing males!
Look, I don't have any problems with the sexuality path you have chosen man! But don't expect me to walk it with you!
Hey! now I get it! I knew the Turylon nick was a little... 'odd' :rofl:

Originally posted by Henrik
You should stick to Drake Maethor :go: - those south american guys are supposed to be great lovers i've heard
Hey, I didn't know I was so famous in Denmark! :p


Originally posted by Henrik
besides he do seem to put alot of effort into it :lol:
I do? But hey! who is working so hard to save the 'sinking ship'? :rolleyes:
Who is making fun of everything Heretic says? :rolleyes:
Who has written the last FIVE 'teasing to Heretic' posts? :rolleyes:

I see you have become quite addicted to 'teasing the girl' game!
Wanna share some of the honey, uh?
Ask Turylon then! He also seems to be looking for some company! ;)
and btw *cof cof* masculine company *cof cof* it seems! :rofl:

Originally posted by Henrik
I also agrees with Sir Turylon when he says qoute: "I find it cute that he can find true love in a game forum."
ah hehe, but you are already sticking with Turylon I see!
Congrat lads! You make a lovely couple! :cheers:

Originally posted by Heretic
*She comes to Drake,Turylon and Henrik and...*
Oh well.... I think we have reached the orgy level!

[Elewyn]

warning. Isn't this becoming off topic?

funny to read. I would back Heretic. All you guys teasing her? oh...


she's quite popular in here, isn't she? :)

[Drake Maethor]

Originally posted by Haegemon
Don't be so rude... :D
:p
Hey! I can try hader if you like! But you know... the 'madres' are 'sagradas' :p

BTW, what do you think about this 'par de maricas'? :D

[Henrik]

@Drake Maethor - I'm VERY "dissapointed" with you - i really think i have supported you :cool: besides i can help that "she" is constantly returning to see what's been posted.

I'll guess the chain of alliance is only as strong as the weakest link.

Still we're having a GREAT time here IMO :lol:

[Drake Maethor]

@Henry
I consider your 'besides he do seem to put alot of effort into it' as an aggression! Along with your allegiance with Sir Turylon, who has turn into teasing me!
So Lord Henry! move your troops out of my territory! Or declare war! :p


I'll guess the chain of alliance is only as strong as the weakest link.
This is what makes things interesting don't you think? And now we have come to a hot tense moment in the forum politics! :p
It helps us in the wait for KOH! It is in a way like a little KOH simulacrum. :p


Still we're having a GREAT time here IMO :lol:
Of course! :cheers:
As long as we all keep teasing the girl! :p
BTW, that alliance isn't broken! :rofl:

[Henrik]

@Drake Maethor - one must take his hat of for your "diplomatic skills" :cool:

[Sir Turylon]

ah, this must have been what the courts in the middle ages were all about.

sitting around a table with a bunch of drunken guys.. waiting for the woman to come in and see which drunken idiot would fall over his feet trying to get her dowry.... then the rest would laugh.. and then they'd get into a fight.. the woman would love it cause she was getting so much attention...

then the little alchemist would come in and spoil it. *looks at Elewyn* then after he left they'd start on the guy that fell all over for the girl.

ah.. good times.

PS. Sorry drake, I'd never try to take you away from your heretic. lol

PSS. *looks at henrik and laughs* LOL, they do not know about the secret alliance.

[Henrik]

I REALLY you rather dramatized story Sir Turylon - good story tumbs up :go: for that one

the story continues.....errrmmmm

Chapter two !

After the all the other nobles had left the round table and left for the night, Henrik pulled Sir Turylon to one side and whispered: "We'll nail that little pr*ck later !" and he continued: "Soon he wil learn!" (peal of laughter) muhahahah :lol: they both drew their swords and crossed them and swore an oath and then they both laughed muhahaha :lol:

Stay tuned for another addition of: Love & Schemes !

[Sir Turylon]

Next chapter:

Early the next morning, a maid saw Drake emerge from Heretic's chambers with a gleeful bounce in his step. She snickered and went to report the findings to Sir Henrik. He laughed and immediately sent a message to Sir Turylon who spewed his morning tea while he read the hilarious message.

That evening, they cornered Drake in the hallway and questioned him about what he had done. Apparently, he tried to explain it by saying Heretic had bewitched him. The two did not buy it....

Sir Turylon enjoyed a joyful dinner with Sir Henrik and two lovely ladies from Germany. "So, we cornered that scurvy knight like France in WW2." "HAHA, that's right. He does not now what we have for him in store next week though. Did 4zzy send the shipment of pitch yet?" "No, I do not think she did. She seems pre-occupied with the lemon harvest." The two laughed and went back to their own keeps for a good nights rest with the german maidens.


back to topic...

I wonder if there will be female knights which can lead armies into battle... Maybe the Male knight would then be charmed by the female one.. and they'd sign a truce before bloodshed ensued.

[Heretic]

Originally posted by Sir Turylon
Next chapter:

Early the next morning, a maid saw Drake emerge from Heretic's chambers with a gleeful bounce in his step. She snickered and went to report the findings to Sir Henrik. He laughed and immediately sent a message to Sir Turylon who spewed his morning tea while he read the hilarious message.

That evening, they cornered Drake in the hallway and questioned him about what he had done. Apparently, he tried to explain it by saying Heretic had bewitched him. The two did not buy it....

Sir Turylon enjoyed a joyful dinner with Sir Henrik and two lovely ladies from Germany. "So, we cornered that scurvy knight like France in WW2." "HAHA, that's right. He does not now what we have for him in store next week though. Did 4zzy send the shipment of pitch yet?" "No, I do not think she did. She seems pre-occupied with the lemon harvest." The two laughed and went back to their own keeps for a good nights rest with the german maidens.



Guys,stop it!I feel it becomes to the strange sort of the thread "Fights",but here you all attack one member-me.:sad:
I feel like I stand in a field with a big shield in my hands.These three guys try to stick and I beat off them.One and another and etc times.It really tornment.:viking: :nono:

And,btw,about attention.If you say this attention could be nice,you are wrong.I have attention for my drawings and knowledge and I am happy for this,but not for such "rough" attention.Everybody are faimous for 15min?Hah,then that guy/girl haven't deserved attention if he/she can be faimous for such short time!I think faimous people is these,who deserved it by their good work,work of art etc. and they never stop and climb to perfection,which is unreachable,but they don't stop.These good people can be called faimous.

[Redback]

Hmmm
Maybe this thread should be renamed "Battle of the sexes";)
Nothing like a good battle between the sexes to get the hormones raging.:p

Heretic it seems you are a little outnumbered,
maybe you should contact your allies and call for reinforcements.;)

p.s.- I'll grant you safe passage if you need to regroup.:angel: ;)

{come on guys haven't you teased poor Heretic enough:) :cheers: }

[Henrik]

Well, i couldn't help being a little inspired by Sir Turylon's chapter, so i decided to write chapter four !

I'll hope you all enjoy it :)

Chapter four

After a good nights rest, actually it was a rather exhausting night, with the german maidens ! The two nobles, now waddling due to the nights "events", met again at the inn, to decide the proper approach on how to deal with their common South American problem, while they anxiously awaited the arrival of the package containing the pitch "That sure was exactly what the doctor ordered !" said sir Henrik while he walked ( read: waddled ) toward a table and continued: "I think i'll need to do some more exercise if we are to stay here for a longer period of time, coz otherwise these maids end up killing me !". The noble sir Sir Turylon looked at him with a somewhat equally look of "suffering" in his face and said: "yahhh, they sure know their thing !".

Then they ordered something to drink and toasted. "Eventough i was kinda "busy" last night, i did managed to come up with a plan !" said Sir Henrik. "alright ! ! !" said sir Turylon "I didn't !", "Well, tell me more then !".

Sir Henrik began to explain how they should try and trick Drake into riding to the nearby city of Lustbourg by sending him a message telling him that his "services" were urgently needed at the court in the castle of Lustbourg " well, as you very well know that in order for him to get there fast, he'll have to take the route through the mountains and i'll suggest that a few trusted men of ours will lie and wait for him when he passes cleavage ravine on his way over the breast hills ! they'll put him in a bag and ship him off to the gas swamps !"

After he was done explaining his rather unnoble plan, he looked at Sir Turylon and said: "what do think of that plan?". "Well, i don't know ! I could work, but we have to make sure that no-one puts two and two together and figure out that we had something to do with it !". Sir Turylon looked at Sir Henrik and stood from the table and finished his wine. "i'll have to think about it" he said, and then he left the inn.

[hase957]

@Heretik: I would try to ignore it!
You have to see that they are small boys who don't know what to do the whole day.

And guys i can't understand why you can't let her in peace.

[Sir Turylon]

I'm mostly teasing Drake... cause he is a silly person.. Ni!
I only tease people I get along with... hence why I do not make fun of Elewyn (in a joking manner).

Besides... there is no an interesting KoH based story going!


Chapter 5.

Sir Turylon gave Henrik's plan much thought that morning. He had a very hard time though since the German maiden kept walking by his room. He would have to go talk to Sir Enrico from Spain to see how the man could stay up all night and still be vigorous in the morning. He was looking over the plans, making a few small changes, since Henrik's plans had a tendency to turn French in there application, when Lady Heretic made a surprise visit.

"Ah, lady Heretic, what can I do for thee this fine European morning?" he said as he offered her some tea.

"I come on behalf of Sir Drake. I dearly like the man, and I fear that he will run into danger this evening. I come to beg that he is allowed to live in peace. I know I ask a lot of thee, but, I fear you are my only hope." She said to Sir Turylon with quivering voice.

Sir Turylon was always a sap for women in distress. He sat for a while, looking at lady heretic sobbing softly into her lemon colored pillow. "I do not know what garuntees I can make, m'Lady, but I will see what I can do." He walked her out of the keep and headed over to Sir Henrik's keep.

He arrived, full of confusion over what to do and found out Sir Henrik was upstairs in his chambers. A squire by the name of Cork lead him up the stairs where he heard strange noises coming from the room. Sensing some sort of evil plot unfolding, he broke through the look with sword drawn. He gasped and began to laugh when he say Henrik was doing sit-ups with the German maiden was holding his feet.

"Haha, you silly old man! getting ready for round two?" Henrik collapsed to the floor and began laughing. "What is it Sir Turylon? Are the plans finalized?"

"Well, about that. Lady Heretic beseached my good grace to not harm her beloved Sir Drake. I think we should re-think our plans. Chivalry demands that we do." Turylon helped the old man up to his feet and they went off to discuss the matter further,, but squire Cork just stood gasping at the German maiden.

[Haegemon]

Chapter 6

Sir Enrico Haegemo was a young knight-monk of great knowledge from the Fellowship of The Knights of the Holy Sunflower, an order known over all Europe and farer.

One day he, with some of his fellows, was taking care of the garden in the rear of the fortified temple of the order, when he heard a noise that was comming from the farm track used exclusively to acces to the fortress. Enrico saw an approaching knight mounted in a big brown horse, fine gallop & strong muscles like a hummer. "Probably isn't cheap to feed this kind of horse."-he thought, while was dropping a sickle he was using.

The knight was wearing a shining plate-armour without helmet, with a blue cloak over it which was tied with a golden chain around the chest. He stopped close to Enrico who was waitting sideway of the path.

"Pleasant day, don't you think?"-said the knight.

"Yes sir, it is. What concerns brings you to this remote lands?"

"I'm looking for Hagy 'the monk'. I heard he may could help me & that he was living here, in the surroundings. Can you help me good man?"-responded the knight.

"Yes, you found him. I'm Sir Enrico Haegemo member of the Fellowship of The Knights of The Holly Sunflower. Tell me what do you need from me, & for the rules of the chivalry I'll try to please your request."

"Nice to find you, I'm Sir Turylon from the far lands of Usan.
Well, for a reason I can't tell I need that a man could stay up all night and still be vigorous in the morning. Can you help me sir?"

"Let me think... Let's go, follow me."-said Enrico.

Sir Enrico followed by Sir Turylon went to the library inside the fortified temple. There he took a dusty book & looked it. After a while both men went to a room through a door in the bottom of the library. That room was plenty of flask & phials of unknown substances for Sir Turylon. Sir Enrico took a flask & said:

"Sir, this can help you. This flask contains a powerful substance distiled from a seedling flower called Viagris. The subject must ingest a dose of this substance, but be careful: do not mix it with alcohol or overdose the subject because the substance can cause undesired effects."

The knight assented, took the flask & left. Sir Enrico saw him from the battlements galloping fast in the distance. His last thought that noon was what could do that misterious knight with the flask...



Originally posted by Drake Maethor
:p
Hey! I can try hader if you like! But you know... the 'madres' are 'sagradas' :p

OK, tregua. But I didn't say anything about your 'madre'...:scratch:

bolud{o,a}: Individual with a very big balls. A person with superdeveloped testes, whose insides arised to the head and causes erratic results in front to the most assorted stimulus. Synonym of huev{ón,ona}, güeb{ón,ona}, b{a,o}lsa, huemul, estúpid{o,a}. :D


Originally posted by Drake Maethor
BTW, what do you think about this 'par de maricas'? :D

Locas, maricas, parchas, jotos, alcánzame la polvera, pargos, mayates, cabros...? I don't think so. Probably you misunderstood. :D

[Drake Maethor]

:rofl:
Really funny thread this one!
But don't think I won't write my chapters, lads!

Originally posted by Haegemon
OK, tregua. But I didn't say anything about your 'madre'...: scratch:

[b]bolud{o,a}: Individual with a very big balls. A person with superdeveloped testes, whose insides arised to the head and causes erratic results in front to the most assorted stimulus. Synonym of huev{ón,ona}, güeb{ón,ona}, b{a,o}lsa, huemul, estúpid{o,a}. : D

jajja! Pero catalan!, me vas a explicar a mi lo que boludo significa??? :p You know that here we use it all the time!
Another thing, ahi falta otro sinonimo de boludo tambien muy usado en la Argentina: "pelotudo".
And I know you didn't say something about my mother! ;) I said that just because you said: 'Don't be so rude' when I called you gilipoyas. :) I considered it like you were joking me because of using the word gilipoyas, which is an Spanish light insult.
Does my statement Hey! I can try hader if you like! But you know... the 'madres' are 'sagradas'' make sense now? :)
It was like saying: OK, I can be more rude but... that would push things to another level!... You know! involving some 'greetings' to our 'viejas' viejas=madres.

Another definition of boludo, by me :D
Boludo{o,a}: Term used specially in Argentina initially as an insult.
With time it lost much of its insult status (now is considered a light insult) and it also became a very coloquial word to adress your friends.
Another important synonym absent in Hagys definition is 'pelotud{o,a}' However that retained its insult status.


Locas, maricas, parchas, jotos, alcánzame la polvera, pargos, mayates, cabros...? I don't think so. Probably you misunderstood. :D
okok! gracias por el apoyo!
:p

BTW, I feel a little strange talking to an español in English! Don't you? :p

[Drake Maethor]

Originally posted by Heretic
Guys,stop it!I feel it becomes to the strange sort of the thread "Fights",but here you all attack one member-me.:sad:
I feel like I stand in a field with a big shield in my hands.These three guys try to stick and I beat off them.One and another and etc times.It really tornment.:viking: :nono:

And,btw,about attention.If you say this attention could be nice,you are wrong.I have attention for my drawings and knowledge and I am happy for this,but not for such "rough" attention.Everybody are faimous for 15min?Hah,then that guy/girl haven't deserved attention if he/she can be faimous for such short time!I think faimous people is these,who deserved it by their good work,work of art etc. and they never stop and climb to perfection,which is unreachable,but they don't stop.These good people can be called faimous.

Hey Eve!
Just relax! everything is fine. :)
We are just having fun here, the more you angry you get yourself the more they (or we if you like:p) will keep teasing!
You tend to take things too personally. And so you let this things harm you.
It is in a way like a string that is pushing you. The more strenght you use to push it against it, the more it does against you! Haven't they teached you the action and reaction principle in physic class?

And look at this:

I feel like I stand in a field with a big shield in my hands.


I love that statement! Because you unconciously express it so well how you are acting.
You are letting all this attacks to 'hit' you! You defend against them protecting yourself with your shield, maybe a part of you that you feel you can strongly trust. But yet your shield, and so you, is absorbing the damage! and the energy of the impact.
But if you want this to not really affect you then you should dodge the attacks instead of using your shield to absorbe the impact. Don't let the attacks even touch you! Or push them away if you like! (without absorbing any damage, that is)
Or better: use your mental quickness if you like and counterattack! That would make things very funny! Amplify the energy your enemy puts in their attacks and then instead of letting it touch you counter-attack with it!
I can imagine some things I would say if I were in your situation! It isn't very difficult, and they are funny and clever things!

But the more important thing, the first step, is not taking these things personally. Don't do it and you won't feel that sad. You will feel better and also you will be more ready to face things like these 3 silly guys!
(or should I say 1 guy and 2 gays? allied gays btw :D )

[Henrik]

@Haegemon - i'm happy that you've contributed to our little "tale"

I also wanna let you know that seldom have laughed so much - ie. qoute: "a powerful substance distiled from a seedling flower called Viagris" :lol:


I also wanna thank Dr. Drake for his rather thorough evaluation of Heretic's mental state - way to go bro :rolleyes: