Our little "Love & Schemes" story

[the knightly sword]

my english is not good . turylon i think you should do it you make the chapters exsaiting :)

[Sir Turylon]

hmm... anyone else want a crack at it?

remember, gotta stay true to the storyline... and no evil 4zzy... cause she wants to be pure good or pure evil.. can't be good with a litle evil in her. tis a shame... it would have opened up many plot opportunities... love triangles and such. :)

[Elewyn]

Sorry, guys, but I think it would have been fair to ask me before making the most negative character using my nick.
I know it's just a story made for fun, but, honestly, it's hard for me not to take it as some kind of personal attack of some of you. I would like not to take it seriously and laugh with you, but it's really really hard...

If you had asked me before, I wouldn't have minded it, but...

...I am sorry

Evil lord Elewyn

[the knightly sword]

man were wor you we took your nick 3 weeks ago .could'int you look at this thread just take a look on this thread . nevermind but hey why did you take of your nice avatar (im the evilest in the story darkness knightly sword :) )

[Elewyn]

I don't read everything...

I didn't read this thread, I didn't know about my nick "borowed" and used in this way. I wouldn't have minded if ANYBODY had asked me before using my nick, my forum-name, in such way.

I found this thread just yesterday and I was shocked there was Evil lord Elewyn. I would really like to be able to laugh on it, I tried, but sometimes you can't laugh when somebody does bad jokes on you...

[the knightly sword]

im sure you mean ween you started "lord elwyn started to talk in strange voices"

[Elewyn]

I don't know what you think I have meant. I only think that it's fair to ask somebody when you use his name (yes, Elewyn is my forum name) for some negative character.

To be honest, I haven't red whole story and now I don't want to...

Now you have my permittion to go on and if if you want, make Evil lord Elewyn even the most negative character here if it makes you happy.

Farewell from Elewyn :cheers:
Farewell, KoH community :yawn:

[Nike]

Now, don't be such a baby, Elewyn! I wouldn't mind if I was a bad character! Look at 4zzY - she WANTS to be bad! And btw you're the guy we're fighting to save from the Evil... somebody!

PS. We didn't knew you didn't saw the thread! We would have told you but it is such a popular thread that we didn't tought you could've missed it!

[Elewyn]

I don't care if I am evil or good character, I mind that nobody asked me to use my name. I wanna be childish now.

I know I'm very arguy sometimes, but it doesn't mean my nick should be stolen and used this way!

[Nike]

You can always write something and give the ball back to "The Evil Twins"! :D

[Elewyn]

I don't want to hurt anybody.... and the one I would like to doesn't worth it to me...

my last post here...

[Henrik]

I don't care if I am evil or good character, I mind that nobody asked me to use my name. I wanna be childish now.

I know I'm very arguy sometimes, but it doesn't mean my nick should be stolen and used this way!

Elewyn, IMO you have every right to be rather annoyed about this and i agree that whoever used your nick first should have asked you first.

[Nike]

He left... ;( :nono: :sick: Henrik, you're the last one from the old ones! Promise me you wont leave, too!

[Henrik]

He left... ;( :nono: :sick: Henrik, you're the last one from the old ones! Promise me you wont leave, too!

Don't worry Nike i'll stick around :cheers:

so will Elewyn :go: once he cools off a bit :)

[Kuno of Gersenau]

Hmm now I see why Nike said that Elewyn left...

Ok, maybe it wasn't very fair, but is this really a reason for you to leave this great community???

Calm a bit down my friend and then make a second decision...hope it will be so that you stay here and we will see your avatar again! :cheers:

[Sir Turylon]

here is how it started...
ah, this must have been what the courts in the middle ages were all about.

sitting around a table with a bunch of drunken guys.. waiting for the woman to come in and see which drunken idiot would fall over his feet trying to get her dowry.... then the rest would laugh.. and then they'd get into a fight.. the woman would love it cause she was getting so much attention...

then the little alchemist would come in and spoil it. *looks at Elewyn* then after he left they'd start on the guy that fell all over for the girl. note.. no mention of evil.

later on...
oh oh.. and the cruel antagonist could be Elewyn! and a far off mysterious queen called 4zzy by her people.... and.... a legnedary queen called Nadine! sounds like fun![.quote]
note.. how we started to include other people outside of the original ones.
next mention....

[quote] Lord Elewyn the stout is moving towards our keep with his army of varangian midgets.
notice.. still no mention of being evil...

Fight against Elewyn,(evil lord?Hm.Good to have such ally,muhuhahaha)which was/is her friend (find one post his in this thread)
^^ mention of him being evil.

I'm sorry.... but.. that's childish. very childish.

we're writing a story... and since the main characters started out as Drake, Heretic, Turylon, Henrik and Spudster... then we expanded it to include a LOT of the other members... because they felt left out...

Elewyn doesn't own the rights to the word Elewyn (Elewyn is really just Elowyn with an e....) To get so upset about a FICTIONAl story, which incorporates many members of this forum, and is meant as something fun rather than those "word games."

"personal attack." - ????

look at Henrik's 1st post here.

quote:
Lord Elewyn
Lord Elewyn ruler of Bohemia. He lives in the city of Dunghold Keep. He is obsessed for the seeking of ancient knowledge. He is also a friend of Sir Enrico.

Evil? lol. nowhere does it say Evil Lord Elewyn in his character synopsis. (the evil was placed their after his name was used for the antagonist. usually you have good and evil.. protagonists and antagonists. in fantasy... antagonists are usually on side of evil... if that makes sense.) His character felt rejected by his former friends (as it says in 4zzy's little historical journal) and an evil took advantage of that. Now, all the members are trying to restore him back to Lord Elewyn.

I fail to see how this story is some kind of personal attack by anyone.

I don't want to hurt anybody.... and the one I would like to doesn't worth it to me...
this IS a personal attack. and I know who he is aiming it at. not cool.

Is there a way we can write him out of the plot? So as we do not offend him anymore? maybe have him morph into a different person... one that will not be offended to be the antagonist?

personally. sorry if it offended you, Elewyn. It was meant in the best regards about trying to incorporate you into an ever more complex story... You were one of the regulars... and it would not be a very good story if you were not mentioned in it...

back on topic.... whose writing next chapter? (let's finish off Elewyn... then we can carry on.) Spud? Henrik?


PS. If anyone wants to use Turylon as an evil person in a story, go ahead. Not like it means anything... I will not be childish and think somebody is attacking me by using it. (prepare to die though. muhahaha)

PSS. Yes, I know this post is a bit odd... but seriously.. I am so sick of people coming on the internet and boasting a super ego... then when they feel under attack.. they go off on a childish tantrum about being the "object of somebody's agression." I've seen it too often in forums and on IRC... I expect it from 13 year olds... not from 20 year olds.

[Heretic]

May Seth catches you all! Except Elewyn!:angry:

[Kuno of Gersenau]

Hmm...promissed Nike that i will end our journey, but at the moment I don't like to continue...maybe in some days...

@Turylon: Accept Elewyn's decision and maybe think a little bit about it* maybe we all should...I still hope he will come back...also when I heard other things...


*No, This was not an attack!

[Henrik]

I must agree with Sir Turylonon the other hand i'm also able to see this from Elewyn's POV

I laso think we'll see Elewyn again soon - he simply can't resist to be here :) - he probably just need a saturdaynight with LOADS of these :cheers: to flush his system and the he'll be alright again :D

When this is said i also think that Elewyn should have read the whole story - which he obviously didn't managed to do before going ballistic and then he would have learnt that the guys'n gals, who has participated in making the story, where actually trying to help his character which also is an evidence of that no-one has tried to make the Elewyn character a bad person.

Just my 2c

*off-topic* if they don't do something about this slow forum software, then i think we ougta name the webmaster to be the true evil in our story, because the forum really **** right now.

[fallen_saint]

Ch 2?
The days have gone swiftly and the summer days have turned bitterly cold. What a perfect time to host a party Sir Henrik thinks. Henrik can only imagine all those pretty ladies and tasty maids who would make his night pleasurable. Henrik searches and finds Sir Turylon.

"Hey, Turylon, what do you think about me hosting a feast by next month?" Henrik inquires.
“Do you think you can pull it off?” asks Turylon, “on such short notice.”
“Of course I can, do you know who I am, exclaimed Henrik.
“But of course you are Sir Henrik, the legend of Maidenbourg who no man or God can ever beat, blah blah blah, saracasticly replies Turylon.
“You better believe it! Yells Sir Henrik. Both roar with laughter

Sir Henrik sends out invitations and months pass by. The day is here and everyone is there from King and Queen of Lustbourg to Finallach. The only ones to decline an invitation to Sir Henriks feast are Frujin, who no one has a clue where he is, and Nike, the traveling knight, who some say is looking for a maiden, but no one knows for sure.

The nobles are seated around a U shaped and the servants present the meal. Sorry I’m going with a 21st century style food here, try to mix in our favorite food and drinks (sorry for Americanized foods, if you prefer different plz edit in your choices, delete if need be) The servants bring in mozzarla sticks and nachos to the noblemen and ladies. Henrik knows this is risk, but as a host these people will eat what I serve them. The drinks are lemonade and hot chocolate. Because Turylon knows Turylon’s thirst for spiced rum , he tells the servants to give him water to quench his thirst. Henrik snickers Sir Turylon raises his eyebrow and shakes his head.
The other nobles notice this and laugh as well because they all know Turlyon does not drink water often. The nobles eat their appetizer and laugh. Sir Henrik snaps his fingers and orders entertainment. His steward, Happy Adolf replys, “sir that fellow on the floor is the fool, my lord.”
The crow roars with laughter as the fool lies on the floor and Henrik looks cross. “Get up you fool, and entertain us!” Bellowed Henrik.
“You bellowed for me my lord?” he replies.
Henrik laughs and grins, “what is your name and stand up and put on a show.”
“Would you prefer a lady on the ground then?” he replies, “Oh, that would be Lady Heretic.” Hits himself in the head, “Nope that would be Sir Drake, excuse me on that my lord, very sorry for mistaken identity”, he smiles.
Stands up and rolls into a bow, “I am fallen saint, my lord and I guess you have paid me to entertain you, grins and not to babble on, but first I must tell you a story.”
“This story involves not a king or queen, but a steward bows to Happy Adolf and a godly man such as my self. The nobles laugh. “Yes, I know you cannot believe I was once a godly man in this outfit. Fallen saint wears a robe with a fool’s cap on and little bells adorn his feet. “Yes, we all have to have a profession to feed our stomachs or in Turlyon and Henrik’s case they rather have a beautiful maid in their chambers, smiles the fool. Smiling fondly at them as if he were a maid in love with them. The crowd roars with laughter because everyone knows the two friends appetite for maids, several maids turn a little shade of red.
“but back to my story,” replies the fool.

I hope this is satsifcatory for your standards if not, i can always add more or edit or you can, :silly: thx for the privaleage to write this and uhh ask happy adolf if it's ok to put him as the steward of sir henrik and ask me also if i enjoy being a fool hehe :yawn: , sorry had to put that last part, i bet elewyn will soon comeback and enjoy the tales and add his own chapter to this great "book" :cheers: delete if this part if accpetable or i will :)