[en] Who got TLW?

[Nike]

<I buld the Supercomputer called Earth, and order it to search for all boxes under rocks, containing TLWs in the galaxy. Then I take it and give it as a gift to my grandma (you wouldn't hurt a poor old lady, would you?)>

[FrankishKnight]

I come to visit your dementing grandma, saying I am Nike, and can I have back the TLW I gave you. She gives it, and I hide it in my fortress guarded by Wayne Rooney, Eric Cantona and Paul Gascoigne.

[NaVatar]

<I dress up as a vakuum cleaner salesman and while i show out the new Super-Blower with a carbonated thrust intake vakummcleaner to your grandma
I "accidently" happen to **** in TWL into the vakuum-cleaner and i whilst going to the garbage-pit i hire a bum to bury TWL somewhere on the massive dump and when he's done i buy him so much alcohol that he passes out, and enters a nearly coma state so no one can bribe him or whatever.>

[NaVatar]

(damn you Frankish knight you stole my TWL :bawling: no more blåbärspaj for you :angry: )

[FrankishKnight]

Your welcome :wink:

[NaVatar]

<i train a elite army that storms the castle and after the battle i take TWL from Wayne Rooney, Eric Cantona and Paul Gascoigne dead hands and I sit on the TWL and glue myself with super-glue(Karlsons-Klister) on the floor>

(what will you do now Frankish?!)

[FrankishKnight]

...Dude...no army can kill Wayne Rooney , Eric Cantona and Paul Gascoigne.

[Dobber]

<I go under the floor and cut a circle just inside the ring of super glue, lower the floor section and grab TLW. I give the TLW to one of the boobah's to keep for me, because they are so annoying no one wants to get near enough to find the TLW>

[FrankishKnight]

- snipes the boobah's ( wth are they ) from distance and takes TLW. I put it inside an indistructable robot -

[the knightly sword]

<i charge into the robot with a bezerker mouth . i crunch the robot to death until he gives up and leaves me the TLW. i take the TLW and put it in an unkown grave>

[HappyAdolf]

< I dig up the whole graveyard in search for TLW and accidentally awaken many zombies by doing so. I hide together with TLW and everyone trying to steal it would have to get rid of the zombies first>

[the knightly sword]

<sends in ghostbuster to deal with the zombies while knightly searchs the area, he finds happy horryfied to death , he takes the TLW while happy is unoticeing it by his experiance meet zombies, he tells him its ok he can leave now, ghostbusters ****s happy into there ghost wipers , and knightly puts the TLW under the protection of the ghostbusters .

[HappyAdolf]

< I fart so hefty that the ghost wiper explodes and I'm freed. I steal TLW from the knightly sword as he is unconscious because of my fart>

[FrankishKnight]

Read my post, TKS. It was an INDISTRUCTABLE robot.

Lamer.

[the knightly sword]

[off topic] this games only RULE is to make it ALIVE not stopping it with undesructbile robots and other crap people which people makes to complicate the story , just try to keep it simple its not some damn war :smile: [off topic] no i will start from happys farting

<knightlys arms reflexes slaps him self , until hes up again . he sees happy runin , he puts on his gas mask , he takes a sniper shooting a sleep bullet . he takes the TLW and puts into a mountian of **** >(hahahaha no body wonts to search there>

[FrankishKnight]

* no, the only rule is to make sure someone can't take TLW anymore. *

[the knightly sword]

NOT REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,, you havent won :hahaha: :eviltongu :eviltongu

well who can destroy an undestructable robot, but you
sure can crunch on him with a bezerker mouth . he wasent destroyed but he gave up on it and left it to me. :hahaha: :hahaha:

[FrankishKnight]

Why would he give up?

1. He has no brain (sorta like you, except the robot can type better)
2. He is indistructible so no matter how much you crunch him in won't affect him.

[Nike]

<OK, to end all of this offtopic: I transmit a virus (trojan horse) into the metal head of the robot and make him give me the TLW. After that I hide it, but Knightly steals it from me, hides it in the graveyard and then the game continues with Happys fart>

[the knightly sword]

<knightly wakes up and shoots happy down with a sleepin pile. takes the TLW and sends it to the 100 dimenson.