[en] Who got TLW?

[Xuca]

l put my hand in baby's ear and take out the TLW,without hurting it :angel:

l found a brewery called TLW and use the TLW as my beer's secret ingredient :cheers:

[NaVatar]

[offtopic] you meant me didn't you Nike?, in that case i will start to write it as TLW instead TWL [offtopic]


<i bribe the bartender at the bar TLW to give me the recipie for the secret beer ingrediens TLW and after i get it i extract it and convert it into a virus which will make all computers crash if they try to acces it>

[Dobber]

l put my hand in baby's ear and take out the TLW,without hurting it :angel:

l found a brewery called TLW and use the TLW as my beer's secret ingredient :cheers:


Off-topic That would be a very good name for a beer

TLW - The Last Word

Think of the advertising slogans you could have:

You've tried the rest now for The Last Word in beer try TLW!!

[Nike]

<But because I have the best anti-virus program in my neighbourhood, I neutralise the virus, convert it back to its normal shape and send it through the mail to the people of Burkina Faso>

[Xuca]

<l go on my holiday in Burkina Faso and see that they have the TLW.l promise them some money,they give me the TLW and l give them 1 dinar.
l sell the TLW on the street and use the money to buy me a house.>

[the knightly sword]

<what you never knew was that the guy you sold it too was hired by me!!!!! ,i go and hide the TLW under he protection of the cowmen to the west of stockholm>

[Xuca]

l tell them that l will kill all their cows if they dont give me the TLW.They get affraid and give it to me.l put the TLW on a table and sit next to it watching it all the time (not sleeping,eating...)

[Angryminer]

I sneak up on you from behind, put you to sleep with clorophorm and put TLW into Fort Knox (spelling?).

Angryminer

[FrankishKnight]

I walk into Fort Knox, scare the guard out with my taunting, take TLW, and go back to my Castle Aaaaaaargh and taunt anyone within sight.

[Angryminer]

I put earplugs into my ears, ignore your taunting and steal TLW from you. I put TLW into the killer-rabit's (Kerbenok?) cave.

Angryminer

[FrankishKnight]

I throw in the holy handgranade of Antioch, run away with the TLW, and put it into a large wooden rabbit.

[Angryminer]

I search TLW, look into the trojan rabbit, seeing nobody in there, and hide TLW in the armor of the man who doesn't appear in this movie.

Angryminer

[the knightly sword]

hmm tricky , i put a high bid on his armor, he accepts, i hide the armor in storage in a place nobody in on this unvers knows the location. i take an anti memory pill so i forget the location.

[Angryminer]

I go the only spot in the universe no one ever was and find TLW. I give TLW to "Pandemonium Satanico" in the movie "From Dusk Till Dawn".

Angryminer

[Nike]

<Since this is just a movie, I promise the team (actors, director etc.) higher pay and a part in a BIG blockbuster, so they give me TLW. Then I wrap it inside a leaf, pretend this is lembas and give it for safekeeping to Gimmly "Noone tosses a dwarf!">

[FrankishKnight]

From dusk till dawn WAS a blockbuster!

Disguises himself as Lady Galadriel, and Gimli gives TLW to me. I then stuff it in Janet Jackson's boobs ( who would dare touch it? )

[the knightly sword]

< tricky one
well i go to the old ghost busters which helped me with happy in the grave yard , they come with the there latest weapons ghost ****ers , they **** out the tlw , i go and hide it in the deeper parts of anglina joiles brain so any move on the brain would kill her lol sorry frankish :lol: >

[Dobber]

<What the hell, Who cares about AJ anyway. So retrieving the TLW from AJ I take it to Howard Stern and He sticks it up his ***, now who is gonna gp there after it?>

[NaVatar]

<i offer Howard a drink(which i have put some laxative in) and he gladly accept the drink and after a while he goes to the bathroom and "do number 2" and as TLW goes down the sewers i pick it up( :yuck:) and feed it to a alligator which dwells in the deepest of the sewer>

[FrankishKnight]

I call Crocodile Dundee, who shoots it, and after surgery I give it to my mother in law. Who dares come near her?