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poison which killed them. The End. :evil:
Traveller
25-08-2006, 14:00
But the end was actually far from that time, because the witch was still alive and she revived them and started shouting at them:...
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, IDIOTS?! GO OUT THERE AND FINISH MY QUESTS, NOW!!" And she left, but they still didn't remember what their quest was...
Traveller
25-08-2006, 14:06
so they went back to the taver and drank some more beer, this time mixed with mead...
and finally passed out. A man used the moment to rob them and leave them only in their underwear. When they woke up, they didn't remember the witch speaking to them since they were drunk, and now...
Traveller
25-08-2006, 19:27
they just wandered around the village without any clothes, except their underwear. Finally they decided to visit one of those not-very-respectable houses, but just when they got in...
the witch found them again, and this time she was even more furious. She said:"...
Traveller
25-08-2006, 19:42
"What, the hell, are you doing in this not-very-respectable place?! Have you completely forgotten your senses?! Dwarf, have you forgotten your daughter in the paws of that evil magi?! Now go and do whatever you have to do!"
And they went to a shop to buy some clothes, but unfortunately they had no money, so they had to work two months in the shop to buy off their clothes...
Traveller
25-08-2006, 21:00
but they had some extraordinary luck and just managed to steal some clothes after only half an hour. Unfortunately, they found out those were women's clothes, but it was too late, since they had already ran away. So, at the end they had to head back towards the bandit's cave, both dressed in women's clothes...
and there they stripped the dead bandit in front and took his clothes, but they were too big for mini-viking, so he...
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So he decided to walk around naked as he was more comfortable nude. They went into the cave, took the staff and went out the cave as soon as possibly. But when they got out the cave there was six brutish guys standing outside. It seemed that they were the dead bandits friends and now they charged the knight and the mini-viking. As the knight knew that they wouldn't stay a chance he rose the staff in the air and...
one bandit said: "Hey, I never liked him, why should I hurt these two gentlemen who killed him?" The others agreed and left the two alone...
and the two companions went on to finish their quest. When they were only 1km from the location where the dwarfs daughter was held they were ambushed by fifteen...
...ogres who tried to kill them. They knocked-out the knight, but the mini-viking was to fast for them to hit so he...
ran away and hid behind some bushes. While he was hiding the fifteen ogres argued how they would cook the knight. One said roast him, others said that they should sit on him till he was squashed and etc etc... (tm :rolleyes: )
After six minutes and fourteen seconds they all started to fight against each other. At the end only one remained and it was swiftly killed by the mini-viking and the knight was waken. They continued on the road and.....
got tired so they decided to sleep. The knight took the first watch, but...
the knight heard a sensual women voice singing few yards away. Alured by the voice he walked, almost in trance, towards where the voice was. After a while he came to a little clearing with a waterfall and then he set his eyes on a slim, sensual naked woman, gromming her hair beside the waterfall. He approched the woman......
but was unable to say anything. She completely hypnotised him with her voice and now wasn't a woman anymore, but...
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