[en] Medieval Story Club

[Kuno of Gersenau]

Hello everybody:

In German Forum we have a Tread called "Mittelalterliche Geschichten Club" (Medieval Story Club)

There we write an endless medieval story. I thought that you maybe like to do this too...

Feel free to write as much as you want...

I don't write now the same beginning like in German tread, because it's too hard for me to translate it...:blush:

But I begin so:

Knight "Ignaz of Raventower" was riding troug the desert when he met a strange old women. She was full with green paint and a purple pigeon was sitting on her shoulder...

[Heretic]

The old woman had long green hair."This freaky crow must be the witch"-thought the knight...

[Rnett]

So the knight approached the old woman and asked .........."

[Kuno of Gersenau]

"Can you mix me a drink that the lovely daughter of the king looses her awful garlic breath? And that she will mary me then?"
The witch said: "Yes, of course, but first you must go and bring me the head of the big green pig, which is destroying the capital of Lyital..."
So the knight went to Lyital, but suddenly he saw...

[Bagpipe]

...musician leprechaun, who was sitting on a stump and performing Queen's "I want to break free". After he saw the knight, leprechaun screamed and suddenly hidden in his green topper-hat.
The knight came clother and...

[hawk_knight]

suddenly he heard some thing behind him and when he turnd around he saw a black eagle coming to kill him so he was getting his sword but the musician leprechaun sayt you can not kill him with a sword you have to sing to kill him and so the knight begin to sing

[Rnett]

a song of peace and love, but then suddenly was grabbed from behind by the.........

[Heretic]

Shrek.A green huge guy,who ate king Mordred some years ago. Ogre's mouth smelled "creapy" and knight asked him to give a gas-mask...

[Rnett]

otherwise he would pass-out. The ogre gave him the gas mask, then sat down beside a.....................

[Dobber]

*Did they have gas mask's in Medieval times?*

[Haegemon]

tree. From the same way was comming Donkey chatting without stop a second. Like his name he has big ears and a big mouth. Shrek was really bored of him.
...

[hawk_knight]

and wanted to get out of the forest without the donkey following him around so he ask the knight for his help to let the donkey stop following shrek anywhere he goes and the knight said

[Heretic]

he can take a donkey as his royal squire,but Shrek must release him.Shrek told "okay" and released them. Knight was too lazy to go afoot and he jumped on the poor donkey.They rid away from that forest,but suddenly musician leprechaun crossed their way...

[Rnett]

and casts a magical spell, which turned that poor donkey into white stallion. The knight then replied..............

[Kuno of Gersenau]

"Oh comon, I've no time for you, I have to go and kill the big green pig.

So the king went to Lyital, but he has lost his passport...

[the knightly sword]

So he rode his proud strong horse how he called sarmant to the council of Lyital.He asked the counciler if he could get an free visit card .The counciler said "king im honord to give you this card".The king grabbed the card from the councilers hand and started to run to the bar next to the council building were he meet lords and old heros.

[HappyAdolf]

He asked them where this pig was. They told him it is out of town, near a nearby cliff, eating some peasants and their houses.
*I thought it should be a Medieveal story, not fantasy :D*

[fallen_saint]

So the knight became scared all of a sudden of the prospect of facing the green pig, which some say was big as a house!!... The donkey turned stallion not knowing the knight was scared started off towards the green pig...

[Traveller]

...with the knight on top of the donkey-stallion, of course. But the knight was so scared, he even forgot how to ride (and they say once you learn it, you don't forget! Hah!), so after several bumps he just fell to the ground...


*This looks like a nice game to revive and move to the Coloseum*

[Xuca]

and broke his sword. "Great, how am I supposed to kill the pig now?" But the leprechaun appeared again and gave him a sword. What he didn't mention is that it was a singing sword....