"What is Elite 5?" "What is so special about Elite 5?" "How do I find Elite 5?" "What ship will Elite 5 be travelling on?" "When must I carry out the contact?" "What happens if I don't finish in time?" "Could you repeat you original request?" "I want more money." "I want all the money now." "Isn't all this copyrighted?" "Who are you anyway?" "OK I'll take the contract." Hang up.Eh? Our information suggests the Elite 5 source code will be bolted to the underside of a Cobra Mk7, registration number EV-555. Did we mention that our information is pretty vague, though, and the ship might not actually turn up because something else has occupied its parking space?