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Xuca
23-05-2007, 19:54
It's true. I just need to run fast around a tree.

Next one even managed to catch him/herself while running around a tree.

Angryminer
23-05-2007, 20:03
I only had to reach around it with my left arm and could grab my right arm.
You didn't say how big the tree had to be. :wink:

The next one uses a timemachine to bring himself breakfast and a newspaper to the bed every morning.

Angryminer

karima
24-05-2007, 16:26
Huh? Is there anything unusual about that?

Next one longs for the weekend...:rolleyes:

FrankishHero
24-05-2007, 18:04
I do.

Next one longs for me.

karima
24-05-2007, 19:48
Hm. I think I prefer the weekend. It's closer, for instance. :lol:

Next one has saved some weekends and locked them up in the cellar and now spends them when the weeks are too long.

Xuca
24-05-2007, 23:20
I tried, but it doesn't work that way.

Next one spends things in advance, instead of saving them for later.

FrankishHero
25-05-2007, 17:45
It's called investment.

I invested in marihuana-ice cream today.

Xuca
25-05-2007, 20:00
Well it's obvious that you also tested it, it seems that there's something missing in your post.

Next one will donate a few next one posts to FH, so that he doesn't forget them in the future.

karima
27-05-2007, 17:46
No. I usually cannot think of anything to say to the one after me, so I won't make up extra-posts for anybody.

Next one knows the problem of not having to say anything to the one after them.

Angryminer
27-05-2007, 20:48
It's usual that my genius leaves people speechless.

The next one admires my modesty.

Angryminer

Kuno of Gersenau
27-05-2007, 22:37
Yes, I've never seen somebody hiding it that good from the other people...:wink:

Next one knows how to change water into wine.

karima
28-05-2007, 10:57
No. But why should I? What would be the point of going to the swimming-pool or having a shower?

Next one knows the point. In fact, they know so many points they form a line.

Dobber
05-06-2007, 18:34
A straight shooter for sure!

The next one is sad!

Xuca
05-06-2007, 18:47
Not really, no.

Next one is rather happy because of certain events that happened to him/her.

karima
05-06-2007, 19:43
Hm. I was at the dentist's today. My teeth are all right, so does that count?

Oh, wait. I've finally turned 18 and I won't write any tests at school until September. Man, I'm so happy!! :hello:

Next one thinks that pursuing happiness is not the sense of life.

Angryminer
05-06-2007, 21:17
The only really senseful thing in life is to acknowledge that there is no sense in life. You're not here because you should do something, you're here because your mother conceived!

The next one just lost his faith in life, honesty and everything good in the world and decided to start studying laws! :eek:

Angryminer

Xuca
05-06-2007, 21:17
It's having great grandchildren.

Next one would never want to be that old.

FrankishHero
05-06-2007, 21:50
Well I don't have much of a choice, do I?

Next one believes that I'm a maniac bastardly turd and would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than stay one more minute in my defiling presence.

Dobber
05-06-2007, 22:35
Are you?

Next one wields a mighty pen!

Angryminer
05-06-2007, 22:39
It it at least more powerful than the sword.

The next one just plotted to wage war only using pens.

Angryminer