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FrankishKnight
02-03-2005, 16:55
I don't like Pizza. I'm going for Schnitzel!

Next one likes the Black Knight

Angryminer
02-03-2005, 17:54
One leg more or less doesn't mind...

Next one knows the complete dialog of King Arthur and the Black Knight and will proove that now. :wink:

Angryminer

FrankishKnight
02-03-2005, 18:08
ARTHUR:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
ARTHUR:
So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

FrankishKnight
02-03-2005, 18:09
Next one enjoyed the convo I just posted.

Angryminer
02-03-2005, 18:11
Great! Simply great! :go:

Next one forgets to say something to the one after him.

Angryminer

FrankishKnight
02-03-2005, 18:15
Wrong
See?:

Next one was wrong...

Angryminer
02-03-2005, 18:22
Propably... :wink:

The next on will not answer.

Angryminer

FrankishKnight
02-03-2005, 18:26
You're wrong.

Next one would like to eat Bush

Nike
02-03-2005, 18:43
No, I prefer Tree.

Next one is named Pjotr.

Elvain
02-03-2005, 19:08
slightly, but not

the next one has both arms cut on a bridge

Angryminer
02-03-2005, 20:34
After closely examinating my shoulders and limbs I come to the conclusion that you seem to be wrong...

The next one will not say if I am right.

Angryminer

Nike
03-03-2005, 08:40
I won't say anything.

Next one reads backwards.

FrankishKnight
03-03-2005, 09:36
sdrawckab?

The next one kows the entire conversation of Arthur, Bedevere, and the Knights who say: Ni!

the knightly sword
03-03-2005, 12:25
nope

the next one is a strategy freAKXOR

karima
03-03-2005, 20:43
No, I live with no strategy at all...

Next one does not have a pet.

Dobber
03-03-2005, 22:37
YOu are right, I hate having animals to tend to. On the other hand my wife and son do have pets.

The next one is doing without sexual attention!

the knightly sword
03-03-2005, 23:04
no i got enough for my needs

the next one is a tard

FrankishKnight
04-03-2005, 11:04
Thanks for that

Next one plays chess

Elvain
04-03-2005, 11:15
not now...

next one writes a book

the knightly sword
04-03-2005, 12:26
nope

next one likes big lips