[en] Dobber's Colosseum Cafe

[elsker_soz]

ahh its our second nice day in a row... Im so pleased not to be sitting around sweating.. 26 degrees Celcius :biggrin:

I should be out gardening now but gardening is just one of those things I dislike even more than housework :lol: any volunteers?

oh and btw how does one get adopted or join a group? (its probably been covered extensively in the boards but I cant find it)

When is someone gonna fix that espresso machine? I've been sitting here waiting for a decent coffee for days... I've even resorted to going to the Inn for booze because of it :silly:
I might point out that the tv is broken too... :nono: not all of us want to sit here and watch the sport channel ya know :wink:

[Angryminer]

You said it was well over 35°C for a while, I guess there isn't much left to garden anymore! :wink:
Group memberships can be edited here (http://forum.sunflowers.de/profile.php?do=editusergroups) (which is the link to 'User CP' -> 'Group membership').
About the espresso machine - it's all self-service, so someone must've broken it. Who could that have been? Hmmmmm. Where's Sherlock when you need him?
And I don't think the TV is malfunctioning at all. :smile:

Angryminer

[elsker_soz]

right... have u ever noticed how weeds never die out during even the hottest weather? :confused:


and thank you for the membership page.. is now proud :biggrin: (hoping Im welcome there)

as for the sports channel.... someone hid the remote and removed the tv channel changing knob :eek:

[Dobber]

We are afraid some one will put the TV on the Romance channel and you know we males we kind of shy away from Romance! :biggrin:

[elsker_soz]

Heaven's forbid!!! Nooooooooo

actually I'd prefer shows like "Bones", or "Unit One", or a good murder mystery any day :wink:

Now can I please have the remote?

[karima]

Noo! Not now when they're finally kissing!! :biggrin: :wink:

[FrankishHero]

*walks in*

Wow, just when Karima is talking about kissing! My timing is perfect.

[elsker_soz]

Who's Kissing???? they're watching Sport.... :confused:

[NaVatar]

Who's Kissing???? they're watching Sport.... :confused:

New sport is on the rise you know. "Kiss-ball" it's called. Exactly like american football but they kiss instead of tackle and scoring touchdowns.

Seems like Karima is already a huge fan.

[elsker_soz]

ohhhhhhh I see... :lol: well I still don't wanna watch it :P

although one wonders what an illegal tackle would be :rofl:

[Dobber]

Actually the sport of pig kissing is what is on at the moment, the contestants are in an arena full of pigs and the winner is the person that kisses the most pigs in a five minute period. It consists of qualifying heats then quarter and semi finals narrowing down to the final 2 contestants, all sessions are five minutes long and the contest is completed all in the same day, with only five minutes between heats!

[elsker_soz]

:puke: Im soooooooooo not watching that... where's the magazine rack?

You're lucky the coffee is good here

[Angryminer]

...And I thought you were talking about Zidane kissing other players... with his head ... in the chest.
:wink:

Angryminer

[FrankishHero]

That's called a "Glasgow Kiss", Angry.

[RobinBanks]

Using your head to knock someone out . . . . you'll probably need the Glasgow Coma Scale after that. :scratch:

[elsker_soz]

:lol: Ask Billy Connolly, he knows all about that... at least before he stopped drinking alcohol that is :wink:

[Angryminer]

Since the Tavern is, ehm, 'occupied', I'll just take a seat here.
*Grabs a piece of cake and some coffee*

Angryminer

[FrankishHero]

*the Blåbärspaj song booms from the speakers*

[karima]

Is there also a video? :lol:

[Angryminer]

Yes, in the tavern. You don't want to see it though.

Angryminer