[EN]Corrupt a wish! [Archive] - Page 10 - SUNFLOWERS Community Boards

Angryminer

12-12-2005, 12:03

Granted, but it's just the servicecenter of the telephone-company telling you that they will stop the service unless you pay them 150 000€.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

Angryminer

karima

12-12-2005, 18:44

Granted, but you will be sick on Christmas.

I wish I had more time to spend money.

LittleFreak

12-12-2005, 20:59

Granted. You have so much time to spend money that you spend all on it on useless stuff. In other words, you buy shoes. Many shoes. :silly:

I wish Frankish would recognize the awesomeness of the :silly:-smiley.

Angryminer

13-12-2005, 10:22

Granted, but he turns crazy and you find yourself haunted by a creepy frankish knight following you at night and trying to kill you (Scary Movie-style? :smile: )

I wish it was 20°C outside and inside.

Angryminer

LittleFreak

13-12-2005, 16:06

Granted. The north and south pole melt even faster and a climate catastrophe begins.

I wish said was not going to happen.

karima

13-12-2005, 17:09

Granted. The catastrophe has already ended and you're right now breathing the last few bits of oxygen...

I wish I knew more about chemistry for my exam on Thursday.

Angryminer

13-12-2005, 18:52

Granted, but you forget everything about the other classes and have to learn it all again until the next exams.

I wish other people would work faster, so I can begin my own work.
(I'm just waiting for someone to finish a text...)

Angryminer

LittleFreak

13-12-2005, 18:56

Granted. They're finished immediately fast. However, the speed goes on cost of the quality. In other words, it takes you longer to finish your work because you have to correct several grammatical and spelling errors.

I wish for my headache to end. :sad:

Xuca

13-12-2005, 20:05

Granted, somebody chops of your head.

I wish I could be a professional football player.

FrankishHero

13-12-2005, 20:52

Granted. You play for Bezanija. Therefore, you ****.

I wish I was a great football player.

LittleFreak

13-12-2005, 21:22

Granted. You were a great football player. Nowadays you got fat and every child can beat you.

I wish for new Simpsons episodes.

FrankishHero

13-12-2005, 23:16

Granted. They will s**ck like South Park.

I wish I would be interesting.

LittleFreak

16-12-2005, 18:59

Granted. You're now interesting and you now like South Park.

I wish Frankish would like South Park and the :silly:-smiley.

conquestare legionare

16-12-2005, 20:13

Granted , but he will rapidly die many times like kenny and start hate it even more then before.

I wish the worlds all ideologies all turn into anarchy.

FrankishHero

17-12-2005, 00:31

Granted.

I no longer need to post a wish now.

NaVatar

17-12-2005, 19:20

Granted, but you can never wish for anything again :evil:

I wish for a longer weekend

Sentra

18-12-2005, 11:04

Granted, they put you in jail. Oh yes, your weekend will be veeeeeryyyy long.

I wish there were more visible colours for the human eye.

hawk_knight

18-12-2005, 12:34

Granted, but then you have so many colours. That the colours blinded your eyes forever. :tongue:

i wish that is was snowing outside here in holland :sad:

conquestare legionare

18-12-2005, 15:35

Granted, but the snow will massively circle around your house making it impossible to open the doors, cause as soon as you open em you will be facing a sea od snow.

i wish those coke cola christmas commercials end.

Sentra

18-12-2005, 18:25

Granted, they end... right after Christmas 2015.

I wish I would live on a paradise island.