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Angryminer
26-12-2005, 12:37
Granted. But he also gets 120 other good new years, which means he will spontaniously die on the 1.1.2006 at 00:00:01 from age.
I wish it didn't snow.
Angryminer
LittleFreak
26-12-2005, 12:54
Granted. Suddenly, we have monsuns and tsunamis in Germany though. Especially where you live. :silly:
I wish for free food. Tasty food. Which is healthy too.
conquestare legionare
04-01-2006, 14:30
granted, but the chef that cooks the food accidently spills poison into one off your meals and you drop dead.
i wish i could stop being so homely
LittleFreak
05-01-2006, 14:58
Which is healthy too.
You loose.
OK, you're now the exact opposite of homeless, but you can't go out anymore now.
:whenitsdo
Hopefully you will give a wish too Freaky :wink:
conquestare legionare
08-01-2006, 03:23
?!? i dont get it why are you telling me that i loose? Dont you think the healthiest food s can be poisioned? Becuase it can ,Cause of it being Healthy food doesnt mean its resistant against strong poision.
LittleFreak
08-01-2006, 14:51
If it's poisoned, it's not healthy anymore. \o/
Erm..... helloooooooo... :lol:
A wish, please!! We want to corrupt it!!
LittleFreak
09-01-2006, 14:03
I wish for new CDs.
*offtopic*
Finally we can diverse in our urge to corrupt others dreams completly! :evil:
*topic*
The Cds is illegaly burned and after 1.59 mintues you will hear a knock on the door.
"Knock Knock" says a unknown voice
"Whos's there?" asks Freaky
"FBI. We gonna throw you into da prison"
-- silence--
*Sound of cd's cracking and a car doing a burnout and disperses*
--Silence--
"I don't he's coming back"
The End.
(about the above .............i'm bored so don't throw rocks :silly: )
I wish for a new computer!
Granted, but it won't let you on the internet...
I wish I knew which country Sentra wants to move to. :evil:
LittleFreak
12-01-2006, 18:10
Granted, but you find out it's not a country, but a house. Your house. Now you have to stand Sentra the whole day. :silly:
I wish for less homework. =O
Granted, but you'll have more tests at school.
I wish I had more time to go to our dance school.
RobinBanks
14-01-2006, 00:54
Granted, but the extra time there is spent sweeping, mopping, and vacuuming all the floors, so you have no time to dance.
I wish I had a 18h Standardbred horse.
Granted, but the person who was sent for it couldn't differ a 18th Standardbred horse from an old and ill one.
I wish I could explore the universe.
Granted, but you will accidently destroy it.
I wish I could go to my friend's today :nono:
Angryminer
24-01-2006, 15:22
Granted, but you get in such a horrible argument with your friend that you will never talk again while still seeing him/her every day.
I wish I already had my Master of Science-degree in Mechanical and Process Engineering.
Angryminer
Granted, but you don't have clue on what it all means.
I wish for the time :silly:
Granted but along with it comes confusion!
I wish for all to be confused!
Granted, but "all" includes you, and so you can't enjoy it.
I wish we didn't have to play rugby at school *ouch*
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