[EN]Corrupt a wish!

[NaVatar]

Granted, you have to play it in you're house.

I wish for a cheap and flawless antidote against confussion

[Dobber]

Granted, but you will be to confused to read the directions for using it!


I wish for the great confusion Genie to whip up a quadruple dose of confusion!

[Xuca]

Granted, but it's a dud.

I wish for no confusion.

[karima]

Granted, but someone's gonna find another way to take over the world.

I wish my headache would become better.

[NaVatar]

Granted, but you get a spontaneous head-injury instead

I wish that someone could say the phrase: The counting count cannot count the counting counts in the court of counting counts without saying a certain related word :silly:

[Dobber]

Granted, but they will be successful only once, then become confused and say "the word"!

I wish the world were more confusing!

[NaVatar]

Granted, although it's so confusing that the wish doesn't come true. :tongue:

I wish for a wish which will grant itself

[Xuca]

Granted, and it enjoys in itself alone.

I wish I could be so pesuasive, so that I can persuade people into anything!

[NaVatar]

Granted, but you accidently persuade a big and hairy guy to hit you on the head with a sharp and pointy rake.

I wish for a great result

[conquestare legionare]

Granted , but the next day all your class mates will beat you with fists and kicks because they are jealous.

I wish i could sharpen my senses.

[NaVatar]

Granted, it hurts. :silly:

I wish to get three wishes

[conquestare legionare]

Granted but they will all be turned into your worst nightmares right after you get them.

I wish i could Jump 10 meters into the air and land safely without a scratch.

[NaVatar]

Granted, but a low flying plane crosses you're path and slices you're head of without touching you're neck.

I wish I had a big garage of awesome cars

[Xuca]

Granted, but it gets on fire and explodes, killing you.

I wish I could have an interesting life.

[Angryminer]

Granted, but the only thing interesting about it is how everything you try in your life fails.

I wish I had a racecar and a one-year-ticket for the nordschleife.

Angryminer

[conquestare legionare]

Granted but the tires on the Racercar are of low quility and the first time you take it for a drive the wheels die. And a thief switchs your one Year v.i.p card for tickets from last year while your a sleep.


I wish i could have a good nights sleep.

[NaVatar]

Granted, but you will never again have a 'good day' (and you will beat up anyone who say "Good day, sir" with a rusty wrench)

I wish for something undestructible

[FrankishHero]

Granted. You get air.

I wish for the best thing in the world.

[WalkerBoh]

Granted, it happens when Germany become world champion. :wink:


I wish I am the richest man in the world.

[conquestare legionare]

Granted , you will win 10000000billion euros on lottery, you get so excited and sweaty while looking at the lottery ticket making you melting away into a big pile off goo.


I wish the summer could get here faster.