[EN]Corrupt a wish!

[conquestare legionare]

granted , but all the partcipants will read it and break your wish right after you logg off.

i wish i was the master of time

[Dobber]

Granted, but it bears a price you work so hard at controlling time you become obsessed and become a slave to time.


I wish I could go to sleep.

[Richard]

Granted, but you will wake up after 5 minutes and won't be able to go to sleep for an entire week.

I wish all my wishes to be uncorrupteble.

[conquestare legionare]

granted, but with wishs that are uncorruptable the evil demons will smack you to death

i wish that i was a lord

[LittleFreak]

Granted, but you'll be the lord of the toilet cleaners.

I wish I had something better to do than sit in front of the computer.

[karima]

Granted, but after seeing the world outside you really want to come back to your virtual world (and that's even true :nono: )

I wish I could change that to the better.

[CtOd]

Granted, but if all is good, nobody could be very lucky, because nothing is very special for only one person. Every have everything.

I wish that weekend never ends and school never begin.

[LittleFreak]

Granted, but due to lack of school your intelligence sinks and sinks until you're just as clever as a stone.

I wish what karima said about the real world wasn't that much true. I don't say everything should be great and awesome, but.... just not that horrible.

[Sentra]

Granted, but you'll be removed to another inhabited planet where you can live a peaceful life, without being able to see your friends and relatives on Earth again...

I'd wish this world to completely get rid of drugs.

[Xuca]

Granted, but you become a drug addict just before they are all gone! :smile:

I wish I could be a general in a peacefull time.

[Sentra]

Granted, but the good fairy took it REALLY literally, and you'll be not only general, but "all too general". :smile:

I'd wish to never experience lovesickness again.

[Richard]

Granted, but you become a cold hearted mindless man that will not feel any type of affection ever again.

I wish something( don't know what to wish for :rolleyes: )

[Traveller]

(Hey, Richard, that's really not so bad. Now if you could really grant me Sentra's wish-answer...)

Granted, but you wish the worst thing in your mind!

I wish that I could run away...

[Sentra]

Granted, but you'll run away from all the joys of your life...

Wish I could speak twenty of the most common languages.

[karima]

Granted (don't you do anyway?), but you will neither be able to write them nor to spell them so you can't communicate on the internet, via letters or anything.

I wish I weren't living in a cold, rainy country.

[Sentra]

Granted, but you will live in an extremely arid country, like Central Australia or South Algeria.

I'd wish today's politicians were responsible people.

[Xuca]

Granted, but they are still stupid. :smile:
I wish I was a smart politician.

[Sentra]

Granted, but people would question your every move and motive anyway.

Wish I could swim like a dolphin.

[binchen]

Granted, but then you will get stuck in a fishing net.

I wish I wouldn't have a sister.

[Dobber]

Granted, but you have 3 bratty brothers instead!


I wish my wife was back from her vacation!