[EN]Corrupt a wish!

[Sentra]

Granted, but you'll get robbed the next minute.

Wish I'd be paid twice as much for my job.

[NaVatar]

Granted, but you will have to work twice as much.

I wish I was able speak japanesse fluently.

[Xuca]

Granted, but you'll forget Swedish.

I wish I had superhuman strenght.

[NaVatar]

Granted, but you will be dumb as a rock :silly:

I wish for something spontaneous.

[FrankishHero]

Not granted.

I wish a second patch for KoH would be released.

[Angryminer]

Granted, but it is exactly the same as patch one.

I wish I'd live in a big palace.

Angryminer

[FrankishHero]

Granted, but will be empty.

I wish there would be something good on TV...

[karima]

Granted, but you'll only see the last few secands of it before the usual nonsense starts again.

I wish my damned cold would get better :sick:

[FrankishHero]

Granted, but you'll catch a new one tomorrow.

I wish I had great blåbärspaj

[Sentra]

Granted. It was great two weeks ago, now it's rotten.

Wish I wouldn't get disconnected so often in my favourite MMORPG.

[conquestare legionare]

Granted, but you will have supreme lagg that will freeze your character`s forceing you too disconnect.


I wish i could make travels to the past ancient ages.

[Sentra]

Granted, but you'll get stuck in 60,000 B.C. with no way to return. You'll become your own great-great-great-...(oh my that's many greats)...grandfather. And you accidentally prevent the invention of the wheel. SHAME ON YOU!!

Wish I could stop time, move to another spot, then let time flow again.

[Traveller]

Granted, but you could move only to the space vaccuum, where you die from lack of air.

I wish I could put to use all the knowledge I have and to have all the knowledge I could learn!

[Angryminer]

Granted, but from all the knowledge you become insane and turn into an evil cartoon-enemy. Then the good-guy tries to fight you, you imprison him, tell him everything about your plan to world-domination and the hero and his friend overwhelm you and save the world.

I wish I'll be the hero.

Angryminer

[Traveller]

Hah, you asked for it (I just heard this yesterday and thought of using it here on my own, but you did ask for it): Granted, but the story's a heroic, epic and tragic tale, where the hero is betrayed by his friend, fights with hundreds of enemies and is seriously wounded by them and at the end, after he's killed everyone, he drowns in the river, while taking care of his wounds! (Actually the real story was for a fisherman, who found the golden fish and asked "I wish I was a hero of the Soviet Union!". The fish granted him the wish, but right away a German Tiger tank appeared right in fron of the fisherman - "A hero, but posthumously!")

I wish that there wouldn't be anything to wish for, because I would have everything I want!

[Angryminer]

Granted, but you'll also get the things you don't want (cancer, a hugh debt at the bank, an evil mother-in-law :dwink: ).

I wish I had free internet at home.

Angryminer

[FrankishHero]

Granted, but your modem will toast (NaV??) and you will have to pay through the nose at the cybercafé.

I wish people would stop bothering me while playing Age Of Empires.

[karima]

Granted, but they'll bother you the rest of the day, including the bedtime hours.

I wish I was better at playing Anno.

[FrankishHero]

Granted, but you'll never get to play Anno again.

I wish noone would corrupt this wish.

[Xuca]

Granted, and the game stops.

I wish I was the smartest, strongest, richest man in the world.