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NaVatar
14-04-2006, 18:44
Granted, but it goes away as fast

I wish for broadband
FrankishHero
15-04-2006, 06:08
Granted. Sadly, your PC doesn't work with it.

I wish for unlimited beautiful women.
WalkerBoh
15-04-2006, 06:12
Granted, but you will not have the money to pay all the make up


I wish for freedom in the whole world
FrankishHero
15-04-2006, 06:16
Granted. All armies are removed. Then evil aliens come, enslave us, and everyone sees you as the cause of it.

I wish I had a great life
WalkerBoh
15-04-2006, 13:34
Granted, but suddenly your mother-in-law move into your house.


I wish I have never thirst.
FrankishHero
15-04-2006, 13:37
Granted. But, you will be hungry all the time.

I wish I would never need anything again
Dobber
15-04-2006, 17:09
Granted but life for you is going to be boring without sex.



I wish there were no more wishes.
FrankishHero
15-04-2006, 17:16
Granted. The thread stops.
NaVatar
15-04-2006, 22:02
Ungranted, the thread starts again

I wish for more wishes
Xuca
15-04-2006, 22:03
Granted, you are chucked with a pile of wishes.

I wish for new sneakers.
NaVatar
15-04-2006, 23:03
Granted, but they turn on you and bite you're knee caps in you're sleep

I wish for something duable, practical and fun
FrankishHero
16-04-2006, 10:12
Granted. You get a wife. She's durable, because she lasts longer then you. She's practical, because she has better ideas on how to divide the house after divorce, and she's fun until you get married.

I wish for the Netherlands to become World Champions of Football
WalkerBoh
16-04-2006, 12:04
Granted, they come into the final. But the opponent will be Germany and then we have the year 1974 again.

I wish for no more work in the rest of my life.
conquestare legionare
16-04-2006, 12:32
Granted , But you get no sleep either



i wish i was the emperor of the world! muahahah (Me pwnz joo).
Dobber
16-04-2006, 15:39
Granted, but you are Emperor of the world of the Who's of Whoville which is the size of a spec of dust.

I wish for an assistant.
WalkerBoh
16-04-2006, 23:17
Granted, you get the black knight from "knights of the coconut" without arms and legs and so you have to do all by yourself again.


I wish that all people bows low in front of me.
NaVatar
17-04-2006, 21:33
Granted, but it's boring at the top.

I wish I could copyright something.
Dobber
17-04-2006, 22:22
Granted, but it doesn't sell.



I wish I could think of another new game to start!
Angryminer
17-04-2006, 22:38
Granted, but a moderator will close the thread.

I wish the weather was nicer.
(Stupid april-weather)

Angryminer
NaVatar
18-04-2006, 19:55
Granted, but the weather will just be nice to everyone(bring them gifts and so on) and will not care about summer,winter or anything.

I wish for something funny