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Xuca
19-11-2005, 21:33
Granted, but than you realise that it's more fun when you force her.

I wish for a big sack of money.
CtOd
20-11-2005, 11:37
Granted, but the police see you running away with this sack of money ans they arrest you!

I wish the sun will shining the whole day!
Sentra
20-11-2005, 12:08
Granted. You'll live on the sunny side of Mercury: +430°C, the sun is scorching your every fibre and tissue, and no one's around to complain to.

Wish I'd find a *real* woman for once!
LittleFreak
20-11-2005, 16:25
Granted. She's fat.

I wish I could play basketball.
hawk_knight
20-11-2005, 20:00
granted for a few hours. But then you make a terrible fall and your coach will put you for the rest of the season on the bench


i wish i could have lotr:battle for middle-earth 2
Sentra
20-11-2005, 20:41
Granted. But you're chained to the wall while all your friends play it in front of you.

Wish I could travel among the moon and the sun and the stars...
Xuca
20-11-2005, 21:07
Granted, but you get drunk and hit the sun.

I wish I could beat my father at chess.
Sentra
20-11-2005, 21:40
Granted. But then he'll beat you. With his hands.

Wish journalists would only report the truth.
binchen
20-11-2005, 21:57
Granted, but their reports will turn you depressive and you will have to go to psychiatry and share a room with Robitoby.

I wish i had snow in my yard.
Sentra
20-11-2005, 23:28
Granted. You'll have it throughout the whole year. In summer all the journalists will arrive and make a report about the girl that went crazy over having to remove all the snow in her yard, all year long. (You'll have fun with Robitoby and me) :smile:

Wish Sunflowers would make TechnoMage 2.
karima
21-11-2005, 14:46
Granted, but as soon as you wake up, you'll find out they won't.

I wish I could go to the new Harry Potter film right now.
CtOd
21-11-2005, 17:32
Granted, but when you're sitting in the cinema a great fire breaks out and you have to run away ...

I wish a have an animal which can s*** money!
LittleFreak
21-11-2005, 17:52
Granted, but it costs more than it poos.

I wish winter wasn't so dark. D=
Xuca
21-11-2005, 19:39
Granted, but the light gets reflected of the snow, and you, and everybody else, get blind. :smile:

I wish Serbia and Montenegro wins WC 2006 :silly:
LittleFreak
21-11-2005, 20:57
Granted, but afterwards they get owned by the worst team that exists.

I wish I would go to bed now.
Sentra
21-11-2005, 21:03
Granted. A few spiders, snakes, and bugs had the same idea and chose *your* bed.

Wish I could afford my dream car!!
binchen
21-11-2005, 23:13
Didn't you get it at ebay? :biggrin:

Granted, but every week another part of it breaks own.

I wish I had someone to iron my clothes.
karima
22-11-2005, 15:15
Granted, but your clothes will all be black afterwards.

I wish I didn't have to take that damned economy test tomorrow...
NaVatar
22-11-2005, 22:04
Granted, but you will have to take it the day after tomorow!

I wish I didn't have to wake up 05:30 tomorrow.
Sentra
24-11-2005, 10:25
Granted; you slept until today.

Wish people would stop wearing these fur coats.