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LittleFreak
06-12-2005, 22:59
Granted. From today on, a bill of 250 Euros is attached to every lesson of life you get.

I wish for a piece of cake which is not blabarspaj and not burned either.
FrankishHero
06-12-2005, 23:13
Granted. It's poisoned.

(NaV, how is blåbärspaj corrupted!? :angry: :nono: )

I wish I had perfect blåbärspaj.
Sentra
07-12-2005, 12:21
Granted. It will be perfect in three hours, but you must make it yourself!!

I wish there were no diseases in this world.
FrankishHero
07-12-2005, 20:49
Granted. A full-scale war will break out and everyone will die.

I wish Arsenal beat Ajax at Highbury tonight.
karima
07-12-2005, 21:17
Granted, but your war will break out and you won't be able to celebrate.

I wish I was better at doing sports... :rolleyes:
FrankishHero
07-12-2005, 23:05
Granted. But noone will talk to you because of your constant bragging.

I wish for inspiration.
Sentra
08-12-2005, 00:34
Granted, but again your war will break out and your inspiration will be reduced to zero because you are forced to join the army.

I wish Karima was better at doing sports :biggrin:
FrankishHero
08-12-2005, 03:58
Granted. You, on the other hand, will **** like always.

I wish I would have a nice Christmas meal (instead, I'll be at the Feyenoord stadium eating fries and "Broodje Kroket"
karima
08-12-2005, 19:35
Granted, you stay at home and Feyenoord will lose.

@Sentra: Again, what was the bit about how to treat a lady? Repeat it to me. I think I've missed something...

I wish Sentra was not so impolite.
binchen
08-12-2005, 19:38
Granted he will eb teached by Robi to be more impolite. :biggrin:

I wish men wouldn't forget how to act gentlemanlike.
NaVatar
08-12-2005, 19:58
Granted, but instead it is the women who forgets how to be polite. :angel:

I wish the essay i'm working on right now would be finished when I snap my fingers.
FrankishHero
08-12-2005, 23:12
Granted. Your fingers will be glued together and you can never snap them.

I wish I would get to meet Weebl.
LittleFreak
09-12-2005, 19:45
Granted. He eats you.

I wish I had a loud voice.
NaVatar
09-12-2005, 19:57
Granted. After one word you're deaf.

I wish for a blueberrypie and want it now!
binchen
09-12-2005, 20:04
Granted, but you have to visit FrankishHero to get it.

I wish we don't get Holland this evening.
Xuca
09-12-2005, 20:14
Granted, but you get us!!! :evil: :evil:

I wish we end up in the same group with Brasil (33% chance for that) and pwn them.
karima
10-12-2005, 11:40
Granted, but you will be beaten by someone else in the group.

I wish I could go to one of the matches next year...
LittleFreak
11-12-2005, 03:37
Granted, but it's so boring you decide never to go to a football match again.

I wish for a banana.
FrankishHero
11-12-2005, 09:16
Granted. It's peanut butter jelly time.

I wish there would be cool smilies on this forum.
CtOd
11-12-2005, 14:29
Granted, but then everybody use the same smileys and nobody know what you will mean!

I wish my telephon will ring in two seconds!