[EN]Corrupt a wish!

[Xuca]

Granted, but both your halves function at half of your functionality, making both Moryaritys useless.

I wish I could be faster.

[Moryarity]

Granted, but you will get (The forum requires you to wait 30 seconds between posts"-message everey 0,000000001 seconds and become insane by watching it


I wish the 30 second rule wouldn´t exist for the colloseum

[Xuca]

Granted, the server overloads from all the posts and craches forever!

I that the word is simpler.

[Dobber]

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Xuca - 13
WalkerBoh - 10
Dobber - 5
Moryarity - 4
Stupidorcwithahugefork - 3
Ainvar - 2
NaVatar - 1

[Dobber]

Thread results!

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[Moryarity]

Granted, but you are dumb and cannot hear it...


I wish traveller and Xuca won´t be able to post for a whole month, so somebody else could have a chance to become king

[RobinBanks]

Granted, but then things get too boring and everyone leaves.

I wish I had a funny wish, because I can't think of anything right now.

[Xuca]

Granted, but it's so funny that you die laughing.

I wish I could swim.

[RobinBanks]

Granted, but you're only allowed to swim in Lake Superior where the average water temperature is around 40° F. (4°C)

I wish that gas cost less than $3.00.

[Mircoslavux]

If you feel good, don't worry, it will change (to worse)...:go:

[Xuca]

Granted, but all oil companies close cause of lack of profit and the world remains without oil.

I wish I could earn money by doing nothing.

[the knightly sword]

But then you dont feel satisfied with yourself , you get depressed after thinking your a failure for not being able to work.




I wish i could be immortal

[Xuca]

Granted, but you get an urge to kill yourself, but you can't, so you live misserably all eternity!

I wish I could do more things during a day.

[HappyAdolf]

Granted, but you become a hopeless workaholic and now have even less free time.

I wish to become king of a country.

[Talarurus]

Granted, but in the country, there are just some cows

I wih I had a cow :rolleyes:

[HappyAdolf]

Granted, but the cow belongs to my state and you have to pay immense taxes for it :lol:

I wish my Queen Evelyn would marry me :hug:

[Xuca]

Granted, but it turns out it wasn't Queen Evelyn but King Elewyn. :eek:

I wish I could be more talky.

[HappyAdolf]

Granted, but because of all that talking you are put on the real-life-ignore-list of all your friends :biggrin:

I wish I was an successful book author

[FrankishHero]

Granted, but your book will only be succesful because it's given away for free.

I wish I'd have some nice tea.

[Talarurus]

Granted, but then you drink it, you will burn you :tongue:

I wish I could fly. :rolleyes: