[EN]Corrupt a wish!

[Xuca]

Granted, but no human ever finds out about the planet.

I wish for a new graphics card.

[Stupidorcwithahugefork]

Granted, but the graphic card is not comtible with you system, making you leech in hysteria destroying your computer in the process.


I wish to become a legendery orc.

[WalkerBoh]

Granted, you are the last one, but there is nobody else who can tell others about you.

I wish that nobody have to pay tax for anything
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Granted, but you will have to pay all your money to the goverment :silly: .


(By the way when did orcs need computer standards :scratch: :confused: , i think we both wrote the post at the same time :eek: .
Thats right, you has been faster than I, but you forgot your wish :wink:

[Xuca]

Granted, but Germany bankrupts again.

I wish I don't bankrupt.

[WalkerBoh]

Granted, but than you must migrate to Germany and Germany is bankrupt. :wink:


I wish I can type faster, so that doublepost will not happen.

[Xuca]

Granted, but your keyboard can take it, and it brokes.

I wish for every my fish to come true.

[Stupidorcwithahugefork]

Granted, But once you recive all the wishs , you will become the most bored person cause you have already done everything.


I wish i had a choclate bar right now :silly: .

[WalkerBoh]

Granted, but then it gave no milk and kakao more to make it


I wish I become the World Champion in Posting :lol:

[Xuca]

Granted, but you get banned from all forums for spamming.

I wish I was a fish.

[WalkerBoh]

Granted and then will be no more water in the world.


I wish for end in this contest

[Xuca]

Granted, and you're not the King.

I wish for WB to do something else than hang around the forum all day.

[WalkerBoh]

Granted. He become an administrator in a big internet company and his work will be to check all the forums.


I wish I have more time to hang around in the forum :wink:

[Xuca]

Granted, you forge to eat and sleep and you die alone in front of the computer, your last words being asdlfhudynv as your head hit the keyboard.

I wish I don't have to worry about anything.

[Ainvar]

Granted but you also have nothing and there is nothing for miles and miles around you.


I wish for a good time with the ladies!

[Xuca]

Granted, but you die from heart attack from all the excitement.

I wish for some better times.

[Dobber]

Granted, but then you wake up and you are in the Capitalist USA.



I wish that dogs got along with cats.

[Xuca]

Granted, they make a plot to destroy humans and rule the Earth (and succeed, too!).

I wish I knew the answer to the ultimate question of life, universe and everything.

[Ainvar]

Granted, now tyou know it all and realize there is no longer any reason for living and kill yourself.



I wish there was no need for sleep.

[Xuca]

Granted, you'll be tired all the time, as there is no reason anymore for workers to work only 8 hours.

I wish I get money by doing nothing.

[Moryarity]

Granted, but doing nothing means lying in your grave :rip:


I wish I would be able to be at two places simoultaneously