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conquestare legionare
19-12-2005, 20:41
Granted , but it happens too be evil dr.karima`s island , she captures you and puts you in a chamber , well only god seems to know what she will do , kill you, torture you or even........... steal your cake.


i wish , that rome was still a great power.
Xuca
19-12-2005, 21:09
Granted, and you are one of Rome's slaves.

I wish WE were still a great power. With me as the leader.
karima
19-12-2005, 21:19
Granted, right now, you are. But in 10 minutes, the Americans will let you taste their nuclear weapons.

I wish I could spend more time on the internet.
Sentra
19-12-2005, 23:04
Granted, but you will end up on bad sites that will flood your hard disk with viruses and other malicious programs. And you cannot do anything against it!!

Wish someone would make a movie from conquestare legionare's book "The Island of Evil Dr. Karima" :lol:
Angryminer
20-12-2005, 08:57
Granted. Conquestare himself does it. With all roles performed by himself and all cinematics are done in paintbrush.

I wish I'd have all the christmas presents for this year.

Angryminer
karima
20-12-2005, 16:56
Granted, but no one will like them and you won't get anything in retourn.

I wish I could perform my role in the film myself to improve the film by some 100%.
Angryminer
20-12-2005, 20:13
Granted, but Conquestare's special effects (done in MS paintbrush, I repeat) cover all scenes where you are so no one notices.

I wish I ... I ... what do I wish ... ehm ... I wish ... I ... was more creative...

Angryminer
LittleFreak
21-12-2005, 15:14
Granted. You're now the most creative person in the world. But you're also paralysed and can't speak anymore, which makes you unable to do anything with your newly won creativity.

I wish for Sunflowers to make TM 2. And I wish it was twice as good as the first one.
Angryminer
21-12-2005, 15:28
Granted, but it only runs on an ancient processor-type called i8080 which isn't available today anymore and you will never be able to play it and will only read the great reviews of all people saying "wow, what a game, you should try it! oh, you can't - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!".

I wish I had the hardware to play TM2 :smile: .

Angryminer
Sentra
21-12-2005, 17:25
Granted, but the next minute a museum director rings at your bell and wants all this hardware for his museum.

I wish Sunflowers wouldn't have neglected TechnoMage so completely...
LittleFreak
21-12-2005, 18:28
Granted. They didn't neglect TM. But they neglected Anno and KoH, and now a lot of the forumers here are angry on you.

I wish for a cow.
NaVatar
21-12-2005, 19:36
Granted, but you will have to travel too me to get it :tongue:

I wish that my team "Pie-lovers from various places" would get to the final in the pie-tournament.
Angryminer
21-12-2005, 20:37
They do, but in the final you are eaten by your enemies.

I wish that it was warmer in here.

Angryminer
karima
21-12-2005, 21:03
Granted, it gets warmer and warmer und you start melting.

I wish there would be something to look forward to (well, there is, but I don't look forward, somehow...)
Angryminer
21-12-2005, 21:18
Granted, you have a whole lot of events you are really looking forward to and you are bursting from anticipation, but everytime they come near they are postponed and you have to wait even more, and more, and more.

I wish I'd have an own car.

Angryminer
NaVatar
22-12-2005, 19:31
Granted, but you will get a run-down T-Ford which has been vandalised by Vikings and only has one wheel, a half engine and got a hole under the frontseat.

I wish I for a great wish
Angryminer
22-12-2005, 20:04
You have one, for something to eat. And the wish will never become reality until you die from starvation, at which, with your last breath, you see someone offer you all the food you had wished for just before you pass out and die.

I wish I wasn't so sadistic. :dwink:

Angryminer
conquestare legionare
23-12-2005, 00:47
Granted, but you will instead be greatly sarcastic, and someone will eventually freak out and beat you down .


i wish i could destroy santa claus econmy

(Did anyone know that the richest fictional character is santa claus, he is even richer then bill gates compared in a parallel way , every year he gives approximately 6 presents too each of 1billion children and he still is just as rich as before.)
NaVatar
26-12-2005, 01:56
Granted, but every child, parent and toy-company in the world will hunt you down and beat you down like a sissy girl and afterwards put you in a tub with a great white shark.
Nasty :angel:

I wish you a happy new year ^^
LittleFreak
26-12-2005, 11:13
Granted. I get one. You don't.

I wish for NaVatar to get one too.