View Full Version : [EN]Corrupt a wish!
Pages :
1
2
[
3]
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
Granted, but than you realise you didn't really wanted that. :smile:
I wish I had a wife.
Granted, but you get a woman that cannot be satisfied with anything you do, and you hear nag, nag, nag, what a failure you are, all the time!
I wish my wildest fantasy would come true!
LittleFreak
16-11-2005, 12:08
Granted, but then you notice that your wildest fantasy is actually your worst one.
I wish I would have something to eat.
Granted, but it's something to eat *for your cat*.
Wish I'd have known Homer, Sophokles, and Pythagoras personally.
Granted, but they would sell you as a slave then.
I wish my mum was here to cook. I'm hungry!
LittleFreak
16-11-2005, 15:48
Granted, but she cooks exactly the kind of food you hate the most and forces you to eat it.
I wish I had a dog.
Granted, but it's a cat.
I wish I wasn't tired
Granted, but you'll never sleep and dream anymore for your remaining lifespan, and you'll go crazy after three weeks.
Wish I'd find the sense of life.
Granted, but it's 42.
I wish I was a footballer.
Granted, but you would brake your legs everytime you play.
I wish I was alone on a nice little island.
Granted, but it's a loose iceberg. In case you're a penguin, you'd deem it "nice."
Wish I could bring time to a halt.
Granted, but you heart would stop beating :yawn:
I wish it was weekend already.
LittleFreak
17-11-2005, 16:32
Granted, but your mum forces you to clean your room on Saturday.
I wish my art teacher was nicer.
Granted, but all the other teachers will turn evil.
I wish I had an uncorruptable wish :biggrin:
Granted, but you also receive 100 corruptible ones which must be used before you can use it!
I wish the sky was blue everyday!
Granted. Midnight blue.
I wish I'd live on a paradisiacal island in the Indian Ocean.
Granted, but a tsunami will come and ... well, no more island, anyway.
I wish I wasn't forced by Sentra to accompany him.
conquestare legionare
19-11-2005, 18:56
granted! but sentra`s spies and his spying technolgy will grant him view of what your doing 24hours a day.
i wish i had a cold coke in my hand just this moment
Granted, but it turns out it was a cobra in disguise.
I wish that animals could speak.
Granted. Please speak! :wink: :silly:
Wish Karima would come voluntarily, then I wouldn't have to force her :biggrin:
vBulletin v3.5.4, Copyright ©2000-2007, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.