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Xuca
15-11-2005, 23:24
Granted, but than you realise you didn't really wanted that. :smile:

I wish I had a wife.
Dobber
15-11-2005, 23:35
Granted, but you get a woman that cannot be satisfied with anything you do, and you hear nag, nag, nag, what a failure you are, all the time!


I wish my wildest fantasy would come true!
LittleFreak
16-11-2005, 12:08
Granted, but then you notice that your wildest fantasy is actually your worst one.

I wish I would have something to eat.
Sentra
16-11-2005, 12:26
Granted, but it's something to eat *for your cat*.

Wish I'd have known Homer, Sophokles, and Pythagoras personally.
karima
16-11-2005, 15:22
Granted, but they would sell you as a slave then.

I wish my mum was here to cook. I'm hungry!
LittleFreak
16-11-2005, 15:48
Granted, but she cooks exactly the kind of food you hate the most and forces you to eat it.

I wish I had a dog.
NaVatar
16-11-2005, 19:29
Granted, but it's a cat.

I wish I wasn't tired
Sentra
16-11-2005, 20:26
Granted, but you'll never sleep and dream anymore for your remaining lifespan, and you'll go crazy after three weeks.

Wish I'd find the sense of life.
Xuca
16-11-2005, 20:55
Granted, but it's 42.

I wish I was a footballer.
binchen
16-11-2005, 21:23
Granted, but you would brake your legs everytime you play.

I wish I was alone on a nice little island.
Sentra
16-11-2005, 21:33
Granted, but it's a loose iceberg. In case you're a penguin, you'd deem it "nice."

Wish I could bring time to a halt.
karima
17-11-2005, 15:16
Granted, but you heart would stop beating :yawn:

I wish it was weekend already.
LittleFreak
17-11-2005, 16:32
Granted, but your mum forces you to clean your room on Saturday.

I wish my art teacher was nicer.
karima
18-11-2005, 13:04
Granted, but all the other teachers will turn evil.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish :biggrin:
Dobber
18-11-2005, 20:42
Granted, but you also receive 100 corruptible ones which must be used before you can use it!


I wish the sky was blue everyday!
Sentra
18-11-2005, 23:39
Granted. Midnight blue.

I wish I'd live on a paradisiacal island in the Indian Ocean.
karima
19-11-2005, 13:05
Granted, but a tsunami will come and ... well, no more island, anyway.

I wish I wasn't forced by Sentra to accompany him.
conquestare legionare
19-11-2005, 18:56
granted! but sentra`s spies and his spying technolgy will grant him view of what your doing 24hours a day.

i wish i had a cold coke in my hand just this moment
NaVatar
19-11-2005, 20:27
Granted, but it turns out it was a cobra in disguise.

I wish that animals could speak.
Sentra
19-11-2005, 21:32
Granted. Please speak! :wink: :silly:

Wish Karima would come voluntarily, then I wouldn't have to force her :biggrin: