[en] The Tavern at the Inn

[the knightly sword]

hey why not start of the story from there , from frankish conquest story about mercia , i will add some characters - frankish,dobber,tks navatar, and prince lorah. . ok this might not be a role playin but its a good start for a story . thanks frankish for the inspiration . or wait should i move this .


24 july 1005 TKS dairy
Dear dairy
Some scouts spotted wild cocnut slingers invading uss from the south, Frankish orderd uss to build up a temporary fort . sgt, Dobber is still searching for a maid as usual . Navatar is going crazy these days , he screams strange conspircies about mercia being lost to our foes forever, good thing we got Lorah here supplying our brains with alcohol . and for me ive just got the new light boots, i requested to easy up the harsh marchs .


28 july 1005 TKS dairy
Dear dairy
We were attacked by cocnuters at night.
Cocnuts every were , one was about to hit my head , i threw my self on the ground at the last second . Poor sgt.Dobber , he got hit while giveing out commands to some rookies . captain Frankish made an attempt to scare them off , he screamed NI NI NI NI NI NI , but the layers of hair covering there ears made an barrier makeing it impossabile for the sound to penetrate there ears . Fortunely we managed to fend them off atlast ,with some support of Navatars crazy combat cows . my arm hurt after this terrfying battle , but Lorahs cocnut drink paid off .



ok this is the first chapter of our tavern story , anyone i8s welcome to write and join ^^.

[FrankishKnight]

I quite like it.

[mamawagonburner]

Prince Eric, since you can't get any Tizwin for me I guess I'll have to have a Bailey's Irish Creme, in a snifter if you please :cheers:

[Nike]

Good one, TKS! A new story! I hope it won't suffer the fate of the first one...

[FrankishKnight]

28th of July, 1005 AD

Frankish Knight's diary

After a lengthy struggle we were able to defeat the sparrows, but in the distance I see the troops of the enemy approach. I gave order to fortify, and load our catapults with the coconuts that were useable. Fight the enemy with their own weapons!

[Dobber]

28th of July 1005 AD -- Is that right- what day is it, oh that is good enough!

Dobber's diary - I think

I keep trying to convince everyone that if we had wenches of the night, we could send them into the enemy camp to distract them and we could attack while their minds were on other things. The victory would soon be ours, as it is hard to fight while tangled with your garments about your feet! But no one listens, they say we must fight like real men, but mind is so fogged by the abundance of green beer I consumed that I have forgotten how a real man fights.

[hawk_knight]

Hawk_knight's -diary march 19

i had traveld long distances and fought many battles on land, sea and air with my loyal companjon Scarlet The Dragon. when is was hunting a army that had terrorize there land they had hired me to hunt them down and kill them all. i saw a army that mas preparing to fight the army that i was following i hada also a army at my disposal i orderd them to make camp so i can go to the other army to propose a join forces to fight the enemy army.
when i approachd the other army i saw some familiar faces i where the knights frankish,dobber,tks navatar, and prince lorah. when i landed they had welcomed me at there camp and considered my proposal they said that they will be ready when where going to attack. I said that we will attack tomorrow moring at dauwn. i returend to my camp to prepare the army and to have some rest.

I hope that this story is good :cheers:

[Prince Eric of the Lorah Clan]

OK hawk knight, do you really want a whole bottle of whisky? I think a hole is what we will have to put you in if you drink that whole bottle.:wink:

Mamayourpeoplearehungry, you may have Killian's Red; Mamawagonburner, a Bailey's Irish Cream for you; and we still have green beer for you, Nike.:cheers:

[FrankishKnight]

( how did it go from July to March?)

Frankish Knight's diary, 20th of March.

Today is a joyful day, as the famous Hawk-Knight and his army have joined us. We were attacked in the night but managed to kill the assasins...and there was much rejoicing. However, our alcohol stocks are running low, but the Prince has gone to get some more...we may only hope that he returns safely.

Sgt. Dobber is still obsessed with his wenches, resulting in a severe wrenching from the few women in the camp...and there was much rejoicing. He still tries to convince us, in vain I might add, to fight like pansies. If he had balls I'd have him castrated for such a cowardly proposal.

Our Swordly Knight was hurt severely by a cow that was launched unto him...and there was much rejoicing. But NaVatar, who has experience with cows, managed to protect us from further pain. Fact remains, that with three of our officers unavailable for combat, we must pray that our foes do not attack...we may not make it.

[Dobber]

Dobbers log - March 20

The wenches are no count, I guess we can forget about catching the enemy with it's pants down. These stinking cows are starting to get to me also. How much more must we endure? And the green beer I think must have been green for some other reason than coloring added to it. I have been puking my guts out for days, and none of my men are in any condition for battle. I fear for my balls, Frankish is threatening castration. I guess that would be one way to get my mind off the wenches! Is there a medic in the camp? A witchdoctor? Anybody that can stop me from this puking? I think maybe the enemy has poisoned our alcohol. I must warn everyone, Prince Eric may be a spy, undermining our efforts, sabotaging our mission. I must meet with the others and have an investigation started.
Those of you under my command, "No more alcohol! Prepare yourselves for battle, we will soon attack the enemy!"

[the knightly sword]

tks`s dairy 20th march 1005
Dear dairy

We were attacked by normen surprisely . How could they sneak in at our lands without getting spotted ? . Damn cow catapults , PAIN was all i feelt in the hole long battle , the first second i saw a cow flying towards me , the other second i was under a big fat cow . Cpt.frankish and Sgt dobber managed to lift it off . I had a broken arm but i still could fight them back , we almost killed the hole division, the others fleed , they even left the catapults , we could have great useage from . Well seeing from the bright side we got catapults and some fine meat , a corpal in our army unit was a former butcher . Frankish did send a scout this time , the scout saw them reform and additionlly elite guards dieractly from normandie reinforced there weakend unit , seemd like another wage comeing . later at night we were reinforced by our ally dragon master hawk-knight , this general has command over the most elite army units , the Dragon legions . I think my arm will recover very fast atleast the doctor said that.

[NaVatar]

NaVatar's Dairy 20th March 1005

Dear Diary

This is my first entry,as i been busy with my blasted combat-cows....those stinking cows they never follow orders,they have been very disordely these few days of battle, i think i have to come up with something about these cows before my brethren loses their morale.Maybe i should consult with the cap´n about those cow-catapult our foes left in the last battle....maybe my cows can be of some "service" in that matter...

Cap´n send me on a lookout in on of the towers today and i'm am to report if the enemies makes a move....Besides for some small attacks it have been calm these last days,no major attack so far.I must say it's getting quite b....OMG!!!There are thousands out there!!The normans is preparing for a major attack on the camp,i have to run like the wind to the camp...hopefully i can get those catapults up and running before our foe is near.

[FrankishKnight]

22nd of March, 1005 AD.

Frankish' Diary.

Yesterday NaVatar rushed back like the wind. He told us there was a big army assembled, ready to attack us. I have gathered the catapults NaVatar readied, and instructed my men how to use it, I hope it will give us an advantage. However we must not forget that they too have livestock, so I had some men build extra crenellations to take cover behind.

Meanwhile, Dobber said the alcohol is poisoned, and that we must keep a good eye on Eric...I don't believe Eric to be a spy, just that Dobber's had three kegs too many...

Knightly's arm is healing well, although he still isn't ready for combat right now. Eric is supposed to return tomorrow, and Dobber has recovered from the wrenching, so we might be able to fend off these enemies...if only for a while.

[Dobber]

Bartender could we have a round, please! I am getting a little dry listening to this story. And I need to wet my tongue before my turn to yarn comes again.

[Nike]

OK, thanks for the beer, Eric! I already had three others, but another one won't hurt... :cheers: Btw I see you hired some bards to tell their stories here. Perhaps I might listen to them later. :cheers:

[the knightly sword]

25th march 1005 tks dairy
Dear dairy

My arms have almost recoverd fully , they will get there old strength back our doctor said. And as for the normens , after navatars report we havent heard off them yet , Cpt,frankish took an effort fixing those catapults . Sgt.dobber has stopped his whineing about wenchs for 3 days , hope he will for the comeing months . lorah is back , and well a cup off beer can save your day. Some suspect that lorah is a spy cause the green beer he brought was poisionize . But i think it is his suppliers who mix up our precious beer .

[FrankishKnight]

25th of March, 1005 AD

Frankish' Diary.

The Normans have attacked. Many men were lost and only 20 or so survived...Luckily our staff of officers is still complete. They attacked in the night, and it was hard to aim our cows. The armies of the Hawk saved us however, as they kept the Norman laddermen off the walls...we are riding out to the castle at Lincoln right now, as we have no other alternative. We must conquer it.

Dobber, NaVatar, Prince Eric, Knightly, Hawk-Knight and me are leading our knights, even if only one of us survives this bloody battle we may count ourselves fortunate.

[Dobber]

March 25

Dobbers log

As we road up outside the castle, I told the others I would create a distraction while they attacked from each side. At the command of Captain Frankish, I removed my helmet and blinded the enemy with my bald head as the remainder of our force took the walls and gained the upper hand. We ran each and every enemy knight through as they were trying to recover their sight. Soon the victory was ours and we found copiuos amounts of alcohol and food. A thorough search was completed with the finding of many fine wenches for the enjoyment of the troops. Thus followed a night of eating and drinking and ......

[FrankishKnight]

there was much rejoicing.

[NaVatar]

March 25-26 1005 AD

NaVatar's Journal

Our battle at Lincoln castle was quite boring,actually.I thinks the outcome of the battle was clear as soon as Dobber showed his bald head and blinded our foes(some was blind after a hour or so) and now we have complete control of the castle and everbody is drinking and singing and doing some things that shouldn't be writen on paper.Tomorrow i have to start building some defensive constructions on the walls cause i have a feeling that it's not safe yet.....Damn my beer-keg is empty again, got to refill.