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A new tale? Or does someone have addition to what happened during the battle for Lincoln?
At any rate another round of drinks for the storytellers! :cheers:
Maybe we can keep on going till we have conquered the whole world,Mohahaha!!!!! or maybe just England..........why is everone staring at me :gaga2:
Or we can as Dobber suggest start a new tale?
the knightly sword
20-03-2005, 00:37
Tks dairy 26th march 1005
Horrbile news has came , our hole kingdom is lost. Normens along with There allies made an massive invasion into our land mercia . It was a major blow . our armies were off guard and forced to surrender .our divsion was cut off from news for months . We have no friendly provinces nearby , were surrounded by a sea of enemies . our only hope is to hold out until our germen allies defeat the norish armies . resistance brigades from all over mercia has came to our only province to seek hideing from the savage normens .
26th March 1005
NaVatar's Journal
I knew something was out of order.Damn those normans,where do they get all there mens from!
Now everbody in the castle is stumbling around and shouting "We're all Doomned" and so on but cap'n Frankish is trying to calm the people down,and Dobber is....actually i haven't seen him this morning..maybe his still with those wenches..
TKS and Hawk-Knight is rallying up our remaning troops with no luck,they are all drunk and stoned,dammit it seems like our beer was tempered with too.
I gotta to gather some workers so we can reinforce those walls and towers, cause it seems like we have nowhere to go right now.Let's hope for the best.
March 26
Dobber's log
I have been taken prisoner, someone inside our camp is a turncoat. I do not know who it was that led the enemy to me, maybe it was those wenches. But I think it was someone else, I think I may have been close to revealing them, so they turned me over to the enemy. I shouldn't have gotten so drunk last night. As it turned out the poor souls we ran through with our swords were actually prisoners from some other raid the Normans had been on. They had been dressed in full battle dress and made to fill the positions of the former troops of the castle, while our true enemies had stolen away from our attack. We were set up, somebody is feeding intel to our Norman enemies. They know our every move prior to us making them. If some of my comrades should read this, look for a traitor among you. There is no chance for you as long as the traitor is allowed to remain undiscovered. If you can some how rescue me I would appreciate it, but first and foremost find the traitor.
Prince Eric of the Lorah Clan
20-03-2005, 06:59
...another round of drinks for the storytellers! :cheers:
Very well... and for the non-story tellers like Nike, also!:cheers:
FrankishKnight
20-03-2005, 14:15
March 27, Frankish's Log.
I managed to recover Dobber's log, but I have no idea who the traitor is. Meanwhile, NaVatar, Knightly and the Hawk-Knight are trying to free Dobber...Prince Eric is nowhere to be seen...
I have been losing sleep these past days, as nothing seems certain as long as we trapped inside this castle...visions of trampled men and burning ruins of castles that were once glorious have come to me, recurring more and more often...we must find the traitor soon, lest we all die in this cursed fort...
hawk_knight
20-03-2005, 15:51
march, 28, hawk_knight's Log
When we saved dobber from the enemy.
I had a idee me can go to my kingdom from the north its called the land of the dragons. So that we can regroup there and refit our troops, heal them, train more troops for battle and i will summon all my dragons to go to war!!!! Against the normans.
I had told the others my idee and they say that is there only option to defeat the normans.
So the next day we shall march to Hawk_knights Kingdom. The next day we have marched for a l0ong time now with our army.
I and the other knights agreed that we will give the men 3 hours of rest before we go on marching again. I had send some scouts ahead to see if any enemy army was nearby. I had send 10 scouts a head and there only returend 9 of the 10 so i jumped up om my companjon Scarlet the dragon to see if my scout was killed by the enemy or captured.
After a while i saw a enemy army it where the Normans. I quickly fly back to camp and while i getting closer i yelled that a anemy are is coming. They did not hear that so i thought i had let my dragon growl very loud to the camp.
they did hear this and the i yelled again that there was an enemy army on his way to here.
So we broken ouwer camp down a quickly march furter to Hawk_knights Kingdom. That they had found our army here than we must have a traitor in our army. We will search now very good to find that traitor before its to late. It is still two days marching to the land of the dragons so we must be carefull. we agreed on that we will rest for 5 hours a day. But in the rest we will have many guards to keep a eye out for the enemy and the traitor.
Eric, one beer, please! Some of the bards here are obviously so drunk, I can't understand a thing they're saying! Oh, my head hurts from all this noise...
Nikes Diary - March 28
Hmm... Dear Diary... No, no... Dear... Dear... Dear what? Dear... Deer... Deer... I'm hungry. I should go hunt some deer...
Few hours later
Dammit! I couldn't hunt anything today! :angry: Just as I found a nice, fattened young deer and then a whole army came, running like idiots, shouting something about Normans and such. Barbarians! They scared all the game in atleast 30 km range! :angry: Damm those crazy people! But it was not only that. I thought "OK, all deers ran away, but they scared the birds, so I could shoot some with my bow." And just as I aimed at a nock of ducks and then a dragon flew by them and burned them with his breath. Damm'em! Now I have nothing to eat. Atleast he could roast them, not completely burn them! Ok, after all those troubles I thought I could have a rest, but no - I couldn't sleep either. Obviously the first army was right about those Normans, who came running and yelling as if the Judgement day was coming! Is the whole world out of their minds?!
the knightly sword
20-03-2005, 22:51
Tks dairy 28 march 1005
When were crossing the big field of glorius , i saw a man in the dark forests of lincoln .He obviously was drunk , i tryed to help him but when i took a few steps closer he aimed at me with his bow saying , finally a deer . I left the place as i thought about him being drunk and donsent really know what hes doing.I walked back to the army suddenly hearing him scream great ive lost my prey and then something about roasted birds .
You missed your blessing Sir Nike, they roasted the birds for you so you wouldn't have to cook them!
FrankishKnight
21-03-2005, 00:56
They were burnt. Runescape teaches us that you cannot eat burnt meat.
Sorry, I completely missed the part about them being completely burned! :blush:
Nike's Diary, 29 March
Deer Diary... no, not those deers again! I see deers everywhere! Probably that's because I haven't eaten since yesterday. I'm having hallucinations. Yesterday, after all those woes, I finally found some peace. I slept a few hours (thank God for the sleeping beer he gave us :cheers: ) and after that I thought my luck finally came, when I woke up. I saw a strange looking deer, standing on his two feet, creeping towards me, thinking I can't see him. Dammit! From when have deers started hunting people? This world is going nuts! Anyway, even such a strange deer can't scare me, so I raised my bow and aimed at him. He saw me, started screaming and ran away, waving his upper limbs above his head. I was too surprised to hear a deer screaming, so I couldn't even shoot atleast one arrow. Dammit, I missed my prey again! Anyway, I've heard that screaming, two-legged deers don't taste good. After that I went back to strenghten myself with some more beer and woke up just this evening. Grrrr... I'm hungry. I'm going after this deer and the savages that scared all the game! They have to give me some compensations for this!
March 29
Dobber's log
Today as I was riding back scouting our backtrail, I saw the Norman's on a hard march. As I was turning to ride back to our troops, I noticed some half-crazed lunatic chasing after the Norman's yelling something! I decide to ride wide around the Norman's and get close to this guy to see what is going on, maybe it is our traitor. As I got in close I realized that traitor he was not, I had never seen him before. He was shouting about somebody's gonna pay for his hunger! He was severely pissed! If only he had another hundred or so like him, those Normans ahead would be in trouble. I have used a lot of my daylight hours and do not wish to stumble upon the Normans in the night, so I will swing wide, camp at darkfall and catch back up to my friends on the morrow
Nike's Diary - 30 March
Grrr... I tried to catch up with those Normans, but they were so scared of my wrath, they were running like if Satan himself was after them. Oh, and I'm so hungry! I have to take a rest. Thank God I saw a nice cosy tavern near the road! I ordered some beer for everyone. :cheers: People were so happy, they wanted to repay me. But with what could they repay me, when they have no money? We talked for awhile and they told me that most of them haven't eaten since days, too. And there was no food in the tavern also. Bloody Normans! They've eaten all the meat in the region. Atleast now they won't be able to run so fast. I took some 100 people with me to get those Normans and their food and ordered another round of beer for the others. :cheers: Hiccup! They still have green beer here...
Traveller
22-03-2005, 08:30
There's a lot of beer drinking going on here! Cheers to everyone! :cheers:
March 30
Dobbers log
I arose early and made my way around the Norman's. I have been riding for some time now and have not been able to catch up to my comrades, it is as though they are moving like the wind. I see where they have travelled but I can catch no sight of them. Have they run off and left me behind, perhaps they think I have been recaptured since I did not return last night. I would like to find them to give them the news about the madman I saw following the Norman's. From a hilltop I saw that there are now @100 madmen following the Norman's. Perhaps we could turn and attack from the front and force the Norman's into a battle on 2 fronts and finally put an end to their threat, but I must find my comrades and discuss this with them. Where did they go, why can I not find them? I must continue on, they have to be somewhere ahead.
FrankishKnight
22-03-2005, 21:34
30th of March
Frankish' Log
Our forces are scattered. NaVatar, Knightly, Dobber, Eric and Hawk-Knight are all nowhere to be found. I hear screams from across the forest all the time, they echo all across the plains, across the rivers and past the hills...
I am falling into a well...deeper and deeper...I cannot get out. None will survive this battle, but many a knights blood will be avenged. The great warriors of past time are no more, but as long as there is valiance in the hearts of peasants and nobleman alike, hope remains...
Let us fight. Let us fight the Normans and conquer our fears. Let us thrust our swords through the infinite bodies of our foes and trample their corpses with our horses. Let us fight once more...let us fight once more.
I am riding north to the hilltops, as I believe I spotted Dobber's bald head...
March Which day i can't remember...
NaVatar's Journal
I'm Lost!! My comrades Frankish,Doober,Knightly,Eric and Hawk-knight i haven't seen for days and i'm lost in some deep forest,the light is dim and fog surround me....I have been hunted by some kind of a animal for days now.I can feel it's bloodthirst and evil....I'm exhausted, hungry,tired and scared....I hear screams from all over the place...I can't get out.....i can't get out.....i'm doomed......
NO!! I will not succumb to FEAR!! YOU HEAR THAT!!I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO FEAR AND AGONY!!! COME OUT YOU EVIL CREATURE!!!! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME!! I DARE YOU!!!!
There something coming from the shadows.......OMG!! It's a ............
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